Definitions by Dixon Syder

Duke McFister 

An anal fistfuck that ends with a nasty shit stain flecked with blood across the knuckles.

"The next time that fucking whore eats my Dinty Moore she's getting a Duke Mcfister!!!"

Duke McFister by Dixon Syder March 19, 2007

Thalidomide Grinch 

That sneaky bastard who uses someone else's handicap placard to steal an easy parking spot.

" Dammit Roy, what's so hard about walking 20 extra yards? Why d'ya have to be such a fucking Thalidomide Grinch?"

Thalidomide Grinch by Dixon Syder March 19, 2007

Bucky 

That stupid looking dork that your ex-girlfriend is now dating and swears is the greatest guy in the world.

" What the hell, Jimbo? You musta been a real prick to her, check out that fucking Bucky she's with now!"

Bucky by Dixon Syder March 19, 2007

Ass Carrot

A complete fucking loser who tries to act cool and makes him/herself look even dumber than they actually are in the process.

" Man, that Gina chick was all tryin to show me up at the bar last night, and then she drank a Jell-O shot and fucking puked all over her friend's tits, what an Ass Carrot!!"

Ass Carrot by Dixon Syder March 19, 2007

Iranian Rooster 

The act of waking up all horny after a party in someone's bed with what you presume to be a chick laying next to you, pulling the pants down and ramming your dick in their ass, only to find out it's a dude.

Man, I don't think Tommy and I are gonna be friends anymore after I woke him up at Jill's house this morning with an Iranian Rooster.

Iranian Rooster by Dixon Syder March 19, 2007