Definitions by Dixie's finest

Girlfriend 

The Girl who you fuck. Also the girl you hope to spend the rest of your life with forever.

A girlfriend is a girlfriend.

Girlfriend by Dixie's finest March 1, 2023

anonymous

The most retarded name for a group of posers. Every teenage kid in his moms basement hiding behind his hoodie wants to be a member of, the stupidest virgins wearing a fucking mask or you could see their nerd face.

"Anonymous or else girls could see me"

anonymous by Dixie's finest February 22, 2023

Diversity 

What darkies say when they're pissed the entire country isn't a black ghetto.

Our company needs more "Diversity" Why isn't everyone black I'm racist can't we just turn the planet dark and make a bigger ghetto.

Diversity by Dixie's finest December 23, 2022

Bible 

One of the ways our government delegates population control. There are many banned books on "discipline" in reality they're ways to abuse the shit out of your children but even if the parents figure it out there is always one book that never leaves: "the-Bible."

Jimmy is so screwed up he can't have children because of his dysfunctional upbringing in the Bible and other banned books on abusing kids with "structured discipline".

Bible by Dixie's finest November 22, 2022

Police witch 

A mother that sleep deprives her kids so that she can call the police on them for not going to school in the morning.

The police never figured out the police witch they just sent the kid to the psych ward.

Police witch by Dixie's finest April 13, 2022

Northern Michigan University 

Was stalked by their administration they ran me out by trying to say I was a pedophile because I was to stupid to realize my ex girlfriend was raped.

All charges dismissed but still expelled.

Northern Michigan University is the shittiest school you can go to.

Northern Michigan University by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021

Sharpie 

I brush my teeth with darlie.

We all know why they’re called sharpies.

Sharpie by Dixie's finest December 19, 2021