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Definitions by Disgruntled Squirrel

Funky-Noop 

Masturbation is a bathroom that is not yours. Primarily in a friend's bathroom, or in a public restroom.
I couldn't wait until i got home, so i had funky-noop times in the McDonalds bathroom.

anxious waffles

The feeling you get when you get a small shock from trying to remove your waffles from the toaster with a fork