Funky-Noop

Masturbation is a bathroom that is not yours. Primarily in a friend's bathroom, or in a public restroom.

I couldn't wait until i got home, so i had funky-noop times in the McDonalds bathroom.

by Disgruntled Squirrel March 12, 2017

Scack

Derogatory term for a straight person.

Look at that guy with his girlfriend, what a scack!

by Disgruntled Squirrel March 12, 2017

anxious waffles

The feeling you get when you get a small shock from trying to remove your waffles from the toaster with a fork

Dude I just got anxious waffles!!

by Disgruntled Squirrel January 13, 2017