Dirtylittlesecret.alyx's definitions

#2pisspiles

When you get out of the shower and wrap your towel around u and squat or lay under your bed. U then lay there for 2 hours and just piss everywhere. Then proceed to blame the piss on the dogs and have the cleaner clean it up. Your lil sister does the same

There’s an instance of #2pisspiles in the bedroom upstairs.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 11, 2019

Daughter’s birthday

A time to NEVER piss someone off

Rockstar: I can’t believe on my daughter’s birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this
Brett: sorry I don’t know what to tell ya
Rockstar: DISGUSTING

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx September 5, 2020

Wheelchair

A funny thing to fall backwards in

Yo teacher u missed what happened yesterday. Nick fell back in hailey’s wheelchair.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx May 17, 2019

Big Brother

My whole summer

Shit I’m so excited for Big Brother premiering on Tuesday ayyyy

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx June 23, 2019

Urmomologist

A doctor that studies your moms

That girl suzie needs a urmomologist

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 25, 2019

that’s what you do

The answer to a question which is pretty much obvious

Tina: Why’d you take that bandage off your head?! That shit is bleeding!
Mike: cuz that’s what you do!

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx August 8, 2024

Fein

A Travis Scott song that middle schoolers are obsessed with

My students: Fein fein fein fein fein
Me: I’m tired of hearing about Travis Scott’s horrible song fein

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx December 9, 2024