Definitions by Dirty P

petrified penguin

When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"

Jake: "Hey look! Arielle is giving Alex a petrified penguin!"

petrified penguin by Dirty P November 1, 2013

Sanchezicles 

After anal sex, the act of licking or sucking the poop off ones mates penis.

The director said that it was time for the sanchezicles scene.

Sanchezicles by dirty p January 2, 2006