Dirty Joe McGee's definitions

nuru

the secret codeword for one of those full body massages, where the japanese lady rubs her gelled up body all over the guy getting the massage. it is not known if this exists in real life or is just a gimmick pornos use.

Hey Carl, I wonder if those nuru massages I see on youporn are real. I sure would like one of those.

by Dirty Joe McGee September 28, 2009

special k-man

The guy in prison with the most "kooch"-like butt-hole. He is the most prized of all the inmates.

I'm about to spend a little time with the special k-man, you know what I'm sayin?

by Dirty Joe McGee October 18, 2009