Dirty Chaos's definitions

Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney

Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.

by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017

Jamaican bobsled

When you are having sex with a girl then flip her over and break her leg. Then you and three of your friends carry her by her orifices towards a cheering crowd.

Man: bro he is a legend
Man 2: why?
Man: he pulled off a Jamaican bobsled on stacy

by Dirty Chaos September 18, 2017

Canadian trumpet

When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.

Brandon had a wicked canadian trumpet solo after the habs game eh?

by Dirty Chaos August 23, 2018

Hippothotamus

When a thot is also an overweight person.

Man 1: Damn I didn't think big girls could twerk

Man 2: she's a hippothotamus so yeah

by Dirty Chaos March 23, 2017

fireman finish

When she's giving you a BJ and you pull out and bust all over her face spraying it side to side as if extinguishing a fire.

Rob: bro did she swallow?
Uncle Ty Ty: no I fireman finished

Rob: facial?
Uncle Ty Ty: side to side put her fire out

by Dirty Chaos August 8, 2016

Discreet Brady

When you pay someone $2 for a quick handjob in a car or on a roof.

Man coming back down from roof

Boss: where were you?

Man: getting a discreet Brady. I was on break anyways

by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017

Farmwich

A bacon and egg cheeseburger.

Hey Flo I'll have the farmwich.

by Dirty Chaos June 9, 2016