by Dirty Chaos May 14, 2017

by Dirty Chaos July 31, 2016

Someone who gets easily offended on social media and resorts to reporting posts to compensate for their tiny penis and is usually a cuck
Man: damn I'm banned on my account again
Man 2: why?
Man: some cuck pulled an angry mallory for calling out joshua
Man 2: why?
Man: some cuck pulled an angry mallory for calling out joshua
by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017

by Dirty Chaos July 31, 2016

After being trolled or catfished you make up with your victim by giving him a hand job with maple syrup.
Man: did you hear that mike catfished Stephen?
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake
by Dirty Chaos January 07, 2018

Man coming back down from roof
Boss: where were you?
Man: getting a discreet Brady. I was on break anyways
Boss: where were you?
Man: getting a discreet Brady. I was on break anyways
by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017

When she's giving you a BJ and you pull out and bust all over her face spraying it side to side as if extinguishing a fire.
Rob: bro did she swallow?
Uncle Ty Ty: no I fireman finished
Rob: facial?
Uncle Ty Ty: side to side put her fire out
Uncle Ty Ty: no I fireman finished
Rob: facial?
Uncle Ty Ty: side to side put her fire out
by Dirty Chaos August 08, 2016
