21 definitions by Dirty Chaos
by Dirty Chaos June 10, 2016
When a woman gives you a hand job underwater. Very similar to a proper aqua handshake but she doesn't have webbed fingers.
Why is Michael making that face?
Well nevermind it looks like Natasha is giving him an aqua handshake
Well nevermind it looks like Natasha is giving him an aqua handshake
by Dirty Chaos November 28, 2017
When a white skinned person from another country can't vote in the United States but tries to influence American politics.
by Dirty Chaos August 1, 2017
When someone uses filters on social media to the point it erases or masks some of their features leaving an almost identical face to voldemort.
by Dirty Chaos July 6, 2016
by Dirty Chaos July 31, 2016
After being trolled or catfished you make up with your victim by giving him a hand job with maple syrup.
Man: did you hear that mike catfished Stephen?
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake
by Dirty Chaos January 7, 2018
by Dirty Chaos July 31, 2016