Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Dirty Chaos

Angry Mallory

Someone who gets easily offended on social media and resorts to reporting posts to compensate for their tiny penis and is usually a cuck

Man: damn I'm banned on my account again

Man 2: why?

Man: some cuck pulled an angry mallory for calling out joshua

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When you pay someone $2 for a quick handjob in a car or on a roof.

Man coming back down from roof

Boss: where were you?

Man: getting a discreet Brady. I was on break anyways

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When she's giving you a BJ and you pull out and bust all over her face spraying it side to side as if extinguishing a fire.

Rob: bro did she swallow?
Uncle Ty Ty: no I fireman finished

Rob: facial?
Uncle Ty Ty: side to side put her fire out

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When someone is always a cunt on the internet.

Paul is always pissing people off on the internet. He's such an intercunt

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When you get roasted beyond normal levels.

Man: wow Chad really got roasted
Woman: yeah he got Paul Walkered for sure

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When someone uses filters on social media to the point it erases or masks some of their features leaving an almost identical face to voldemort.

Guy: Dude check this girl out she's hot
Guy2: meh too many filter, she's got voldemort face

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Hey Flo I'll have the farmwich.

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