Dead squirrel

When a woman has her legs bent and in the air missionary style but lays there dead as in a squirrel that was hit by a car.

Man1: was she a good lay bro?
Man2: nah bro. She just laid there in the dead squirrel

by Dirty Chaos June 14, 2017

fireman finish

When she's giving you a BJ and you pull out and bust all over her face spraying it side to side as if extinguishing a fire.

Rob: bro did she swallow?
Uncle Ty Ty: no I fireman finished

Rob: facial?
Uncle Ty Ty: side to side put her fire out

by Dirty Chaos August 09, 2016

Angry Mallory

Someone who gets easily offended on social media and resorts to reporting posts to compensate for their tiny penis and is usually a cuck

Man: damn I'm banned on my account again

Man 2: why?

Man: some cuck pulled an angry mallory for calling out joshua

by Dirty Chaos February 14, 2017

Farmwich

A bacon and egg cheeseburger.

Hey Flo I'll have the farmwich.

by Dirty Chaos June 10, 2016

Quiething

The sound made when a gay man farts semen.

Man 1: what are you going to do with all that jizz in you?
Man 2: prrrrrrrrrrttttt. Whoops I just quiethed (insane amount of jizz and shit)
Man 1: wow you really quiethed all over the place
Man 2: quiething is what I'm known for

by Dirty Chaos May 19, 2017

Canadian centipede

When 7 or more Canadian men are interconnected behind one female whilst simultaneously moving in and out of each other.

Man one: hey is that a naked conga line?
Man two: holy shit it's a Canadian centipede

by Dirty Chaos April 25, 2017

paul walkered

When you get roasted beyond normal levels.

Man: wow Chad really got roasted
Woman: yeah he got Paul Walkered for sure

by Dirty Chaos July 31, 2016