Dirty Chaos's definitions

Hippothotamus

When a thot is also an overweight person.

Man 1: Damn I didn't think big girls could twerk

Man 2: she's a hippothotamus so yeah

by Dirty Chaos March 23, 2017

Farmwich

A bacon and egg cheeseburger.

Hey Flo I'll have the farmwich.

by Dirty Chaos June 9, 2016

Stink bread

When a woman has a foul smelling vagina with a yeast infection.

Man: Did you go down on Pauline?
Man 2: hell no she has stink bread, made my nose bleed

by Dirty Chaos May 14, 2017

Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney

Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.

by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017

Canadian handshake

After being trolled or catfished you make up with your victim by giving him a hand job with maple syrup.

Man: did you hear that mike catfished Stephen?
Woman: wow did they fight after?
Man: no but Mike did give him a canadian handshake

by Dirty Chaos January 7, 2018

Canadian centipede

When 7 or more Canadian men are interconnected behind one female whilst simultaneously moving in and out of each other.

Man one: hey is that a naked conga line?
Man two: holy shit it's a Canadian centipede

by Dirty Chaos April 24, 2017

Discreet Brady

When you pay someone $2 for a quick handjob in a car or on a roof.

Man coming back down from roof

Boss: where were you?

Man: getting a discreet Brady. I was on break anyways

by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017