Definitions by Dirty Animals

Horn-rimmed 

The act of having rubbed your erect penis against your partner's arse-hole as a prelude to anal sex, or as a means of stimulation in it's own right

"So did that Jess chick let you put it anywhere?!"
"No. She reckons anal on a first date is slutty, so I just horn-rimmed her instead."

Horn-rimmed by Dirty Animals January 24, 2009

Wizard 

A phenomena caused by friction; occuring when an eldery gentleman's grey 'beard' rubs against the inside of his polyester trousers, resulting in an electric shock being administered to anyone touching his 'wand'.

Gladys' eyes shot open in shock as she felt the sparks from Albert's semi-flaccid cock shoot across her toothless gums.
"Wizard!" she thought.

Wizard by Dirty Animals January 16, 2009

Pork cheese 

1. Unsavory substance made from left-over roast pork.

2. Unsavory substance found under an unwashed prepuce.

1. Mrs Beeton's pork cheese did not taste good!!!

2. Mrs Beeton's pork cheese did not taste good!!!

Pork cheese by Dirty Animals January 7, 2009