Climping

The act of trimming one's labia with pinking shears for aesthetic and/or sensory purposes.
Tammy knew she was gonna be sore after climping, but this was ridiculous! It felt like she'd done the splits on a box of dynamite!!!
by Dirty Animals May 14, 2009
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Horn-rimmed

The act of having rubbed your erect penis against your partner's arse-hole as a prelude to anal sex, or as a means of stimulation in it's own right
"So did that Jess chick let you put it anywhere?!"
"No. She reckons anal on a first date is slutty, so I just horn-rimmed her instead."
by Dirty Animals January 24, 2009
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Sausage hangover

The deliciously painful feeling experienced the morning after a bout of particularly vigorous intercourse.
Applicable, but not limited, to homosexual activity.
"You alright Alisdair? You look like you're gonna throw up!"
"Yeah, just a touch of sausage hangover; Iain got a little carried away last night after watching Bill Odie on Springwatch..."
by Dirty Animals February 23, 2009
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