Dirty Animals's definitions
A complimentary phrase used to describe the positive effects of a pleasant-looking male on the delicate sensibilites of a hard-up female.
by Dirty Animals February 12, 2010

A Weasel in My Meatsafe is an autobiographical book by One Man and His Dog presenter Phil Drabble.
A weasel in my meatsafe is a euphemism for the act of housing (temporarily) a long, thin, hairy creature within a safe, meaty environment.
A weasel in my meatsafe is a euphemism for the act of housing (temporarily) a long, thin, hairy creature within a safe, meaty environment.
Michelle - "You're looking pretty pleased with yourself this morning. What's the deal?"
Zoe - "Well, I had a weasel in my meatsafe last night, so life is good!"
Zoe - "Well, I had a weasel in my meatsafe last night, so life is good!"
by Dirty Animals November 5, 2009

The act of having rubbed your erect penis against your partner's arse-hole as a prelude to anal sex, or as a means of stimulation in it's own right
"So did that Jess chick let you put it anywhere?!"
"No. She reckons anal on a first date is slutty, so I just horn-rimmed her instead."
"No. She reckons anal on a first date is slutty, so I just horn-rimmed her instead."
by Dirty Animals January 24, 2009
