Dirk Diggler's definitions

Drop off the Cosby kids at the pool

the act of crapping

Dude, where's the bathroom. After that pizza and those 40 ouncers I've got to drop off the Cosby kids at the pool.

by Dirk Diggler December 29, 2002

Fup

Fat Upper Pussy, usually causing an unsitely fat bulge just above the pubic region.

Her fup is so big, she has to sit an extra foot away from her desk because her fup is in the way.

by Dirk Diggler January 14, 2003

Fump

a fupa or gunt, that extends to the rump of a woman. Resembles a horse shoe.

Deborah has to sit both away from her desk and leaning forward out of her chair because her fump won't allow her to sit otherwise.

by Dirk Diggler February 3, 2003

NoFup

The gravity defying act of a fupa or guntgoing North of the waistline.

Her nofup is spreading so far into the north, where does the fup end and the chest begin?

by Dirk Diggler February 3, 2003

gift giver

What ever fag bug chaser is looking for; a person with AIDS to infect them.

Dave was looking for that special gift giver last night.

by Dirk Diggler July 25, 2003