Olly the Aquaphobic Nigger Doodle
(noun)
A rare, majestic Black Golden Retriever crossed with a Poodle who, despite the breed's legendary water-loving genes, has decided that H₂O is literally hell on earth. Known for being outrageously friendly, absurdly cute, and aggressively anti-bath, Olly is the kind of dog who will sprint into a pile of mud with tail wagging but treat a kiddie pool like it's a portal to the underworld.
This lovable contradiction is adored and recognized worldwide (or at least in the Pacific Northwest) thanks to his handler KEVIN dont call me STEVE my ex is a bitch Budweiser man support wrecking crew the internationally semi-famous Sean Penn lookalike, also known as Triple O SCOOOT—legendary bro of the one and only Scott Cauliflower ear Meth.
Example:
"Yo, why’s your doodle hiding behind the couch?"
"Bro… it's Olly. A drop of rain hit the deck and he thinks Poseidon's coming for him."
Turns him from Coolest African American Doodle to a straight up N I G G A "Nigger Doodle"
Is it an ER or a GGA spelling. Depends on your civil war affiliiaftion I suppose. Regardless of your beliefs on petty words or hundred year old statues.. Recognize history and respect it or be forever repeating the Same old shit..
(noun)
A rare, majestic Black Golden Retriever crossed with a Poodle who, despite the breed's legendary water-loving genes, has decided that H₂O is literally hell on earth. Known for being outrageously friendly, absurdly cute, and aggressively anti-bath, Olly is the kind of dog who will sprint into a pile of mud with tail wagging but treat a kiddie pool like it's a portal to the underworld.
This lovable contradiction is adored and recognized worldwide (or at least in the Pacific Northwest) thanks to his handler KEVIN dont call me STEVE my ex is a bitch Budweiser man support wrecking crew the internationally semi-famous Sean Penn lookalike, also known as Triple O SCOOOT—legendary bro of the one and only Scott Cauliflower ear Meth.
Example:
"Yo, why’s your doodle hiding behind the couch?"
"Bro… it's Olly. A drop of rain hit the deck and he thinks Poseidon's coming for him."
Turns him from Coolest African American Doodle to a straight up N I G G A "Nigger Doodle"
Is it an ER or a GGA spelling. Depends on your civil war affiliiaftion I suppose. Regardless of your beliefs on petty words or hundred year old statues.. Recognize history and respect it or be forever repeating the Same old shit..
"Yo, why’s your doodle hiding behind the couch?"
"Bro… it's Olly. A drop of rain hit the deck and he thinks Poseidon's coming for him."
Turns him from Coolest African American Doodle to a straight up N I G G A "Nigger Doodle"
"Bro… it's Olly. A drop of rain hit the deck and he thinks Poseidon's coming for him."
Turns him from Coolest African American Doodle to a straight up N I G G A "Nigger Doodle"
by Dimond D June 04, 2025
The sound a female makes while giving a blow job on a cock where it is hitting her in the back of her mouth/ throat area.
Candy gave me head last night but only sucked the first few inches. She refuses to bottom out on it and give me that "Quack in da Back ! )
If I was gay or Bi I know Loki would give me the "Quack in Da Back " because he loves sticking things in his mouth and down his throat..
If I was gay or Bi I know Loki would give me the "Quack in Da Back " because he loves sticking things in his mouth and down his throat..
by Dimond D March 13, 2023
Donald Deez Nutzz
noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz
1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.
2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."
3. Gets butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."
4. Goes by the nickname “Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the joke's on him.
Usage:
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
noun
dawn-uhld deez nuhtz
1. A Man’s Man™ who thinks loyalty is a one-way street and testosterone is a personality trait. Known for pulling sneak-disrespect moves like inviting your friends to a BBQ behind your back, then acting shocked you didn’t show up with a casserole and a smile.
2. The type of guy who dishes out “F*** off” like it's a handshake, but if you toss one back his way, suddenly you're public enemy number one and he's calling his "boys."
3. Gets butt-hurt faster than a toddler denied a juice box, but insists he's just "old school" and "telling it how it is."
4. Goes by the nickname “Donald Deez Nutzz” — but ironically has the thinnest skin west of the Rockies and zero chill when the joke's on him.
Usage:
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Bro, I told Don I couldn’t make it to his fight night, and now he’s got the whole group chat ghosting me."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
"Classic Donald Deez Nutzz behavior. He probably invited your dog and skipped you on purpose."
by Dimond D June 10, 2025
Two married but not to each other, co workers who disappear with each other for a half hour every day under the premise of "gettin the mail"
by Dimond D June 14, 2016
Donald Ducking (verb)
Definition:
The act of shamelessly lingering around a married woman you used to date (or wish you did), trying to sneak back into her life through sympathy, sweet talk, or spiritual manipulation. Usually involves long texts, emotional vent sessions, and complete denial of boundaries.
Symptoms include:
– Ignoring wedding rings like they’re mood rings
– Texting “I’m here if you need to talk” right after her anniversary post
– Reacting to every Instagram story like it’s an open invitation
– Saying “He doesn’t appreciate you” like it’s a love spell
Example:
"Man, Mike’s been Donald Ducking his ex all year. She’s on vacation with her husband, and he’s still out here sending good morning texts like he’s on the payroll."
Alternate forms:
– Donald-Ducked (adj): “Bro, she told me I was her ‘emotional safety net.’ I just got Donald-Ducked.”
– Donald-Ducker (noun): “I can’t believe she lets that Donald-Ducker hang around the house when her husband’s working late.”
Warning:
Donald Ducking is not love. It's romantic trespassing in denial pants.
Definition:
The act of shamelessly lingering around a married woman you used to date (or wish you did), trying to sneak back into her life through sympathy, sweet talk, or spiritual manipulation. Usually involves long texts, emotional vent sessions, and complete denial of boundaries.
Symptoms include:
– Ignoring wedding rings like they’re mood rings
– Texting “I’m here if you need to talk” right after her anniversary post
– Reacting to every Instagram story like it’s an open invitation
– Saying “He doesn’t appreciate you” like it’s a love spell
Example:
"Man, Mike’s been Donald Ducking his ex all year. She’s on vacation with her husband, and he’s still out here sending good morning texts like he’s on the payroll."
Alternate forms:
– Donald-Ducked (adj): “Bro, she told me I was her ‘emotional safety net.’ I just got Donald-Ducked.”
– Donald-Ducker (noun): “I can’t believe she lets that Donald-Ducker hang around the house when her husband’s working late.”
Warning:
Donald Ducking is not love. It's romantic trespassing in denial pants.
"Man, Mike’s been Donald Ducking his ex all year. She’s on vacation with her husband, and he’s still out here sending good morning texts like he’s on the payroll."
by Dimond D June 07, 2025