Definitions by Dilly Mackey

Spritecranberry.net

A shock site disguised as a website to get a free Sprite Cranberry. Please don't type it up.

Person 1: "Hey, what have you done today?
Person 2: "I looked up "Spritecranberry.net but it traumatized me when I realized I didn't get a free can of Sprite Cranberry. It just redirected me to some weird YouTube video!
Person 1: "I warned you not to type that URL up!"

Spritecranberry.net by Dilly Mackey November 24, 2019

Imaginary future personfriend

A non-existent person who would be your girlfriend/boyfriend/enbyfriend (or significant other) someday.

Dude: "Hey, where are you going?"
Bro: "I'm going out with my imaginary future personfriend."
Dude: "Uhhh..."

Imaginary future personfriend by Dilly Mackey November 10, 2019

To play us out 

A term discovered by Bill O'Reilly towards the end of an unaired Inside Edition taping. At the time, Bill was an anchor for Inside Edition from 1989 to 1993 so the meltdown occurred in the middle of his tenure and days after the release of Sting's The Soul Cages. Used to describe a musical accompaniment for a stage exit.

Bill: "I don't know what that means; "To play us out." What does that mean? ...To end the show?
Producer: "Yeah. Yeah."
Bill: "Alright. Go. Go!"
Producer: "In 5, 4, 3..."

To play us out by Dilly Mackey May 22, 2019

Canine-American 

An alternative for the word "Dog". First used in Dr. Seuss' Cat in the Hat from 2003.

Cat: 'Okay, I have a problem with the word "Dog". I don't use the D-Word per se 'cause I think it's really wrong. Yeah. But I'll happily hold your Canine-American, yeah. More comfortable with that, really, yeah."

Canine-American by Dilly Mackey February 25, 2019

The Moon 

A floating ball of dusty rock. That's all.

"I've researched something about the moon!"

The Moon by Dilly Mackey May 27, 2018

Phanet 

A clique of phans.

"Welcome to our phanet."

Phanet by Dilly Mackey May 27, 2018

Heated Moment 

When two people gets sexually excited and connect each other.

I've had a heated moment last night which got me pregnant accidentally.

Heated Moment by Dilly Mackey May 12, 2018