Dildo McPoopenstein's definitions

Horse Shoeing

Similar to playing regular horse shoes except the bar is a mans erect penis.

Man 1 "Ah my dick hurts man" Man 2 "Why? what happened?" Man 1 "Me and Jessica were horse shoeing last night and let's just say she's good at it"

by Dildo McPoopenstein November 29, 2011

Nyan Catting

The art of putting different food coloring colors together to make a rainbow color and by using a funnel pouring it into a girls anus or vagina and having her shoot it out.

Man 1 "Yo dude last night me and Megan were Nyan Catting." Man 2 "Aw man that's awesome!"

by Dildo McPoopenstein November 29, 2011

Pizza Saucing

Similar to the Cleveland Steamer it's when a girl is on her period and has blood squirt onto your chest and smears it all over.

Man 1 "Yo dude me and Jade were Pizza Saucing last night!" Man 2 "Dude! no way!"

by Dildo McPoopenstein November 28, 2011