Dildo Faggins's definitions

english oven

So after you eat fish and chips for three days straight you shit the bed (similar to the Dutch oven except with shit). Trap your partner near the shit and smash her head down with your asshole (similar to a boston pancake but with a face)

For my wife's annevarsary while sucking my wanker I gave her the gift of an English oven.

by Dildo faggins January 18, 2014

Dildo Faggins

A (male) fan of Fantasy books, movies, etc. who - while not necessarily a homosexual - is at least somewhat effeminate, and is therefore extremely irritating.

Dildo Faggins over there was the only 19 year old Trick-or-Treating in our neighborhood this past Halloween, dressed in his Legolas costume.

by Dildo Faggins January 1, 2009

awesome awesome

When awesome just isn't good enough, usually used in a sarcastic manner and told with an air of insincerity

Brittany: Hey are you running this season?

Joe: No it sucks, I have a stress fracture so i can't.

Brittany: Oh that's awesome awesome, you'll get to spend more time with your friends now!

Joe: Actually no Brittany, I have a stress fracture...

by Dildo Faggins April 4, 2008