Diggity Monkeez's definitions

HW

Abbreviation of 'homework'. Or 'nuisance'.

I can't get A's without doing my HW. I might be a lot more cheerful, however, if I took a break some days. In fact, I sometimes consider waiting until the lunch period to do it. Hmmm...

I always end up doing it at home.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Skater

Michelle Kwan. Nancy Kerrigan. Tonya Harding.

I don't know the name of any male skater.

by Diggity Monkeez January 12, 2005

Chump

Pathetic character who is often reminded of his (guys are labeled as chumps far more than girls) shortcomings by superiors.

Synonymous with 'loser', although a bit more outdated. See chump change.

Lars: And so than I says, you wanna know what I says? I says, "I'll abama YOU, amigo!"

Chalkie: Lars, you're a chump.

by Diggity Monkeez April 30, 2005

1000 Island

One of the best (if not THE best) salad dressings.

I've seriously considered apooning scoops of 1000 Island into my mouth. It didn't end up happening.

by Diggity Monkeez January 28, 2005

Asterisk

A small star-shaped symbol used to denote an explanation of the word/phrase that precedes it.

* <~~~~~~That's an asterisk.

Owen: This is our most embarrassing defeat since the UFTA Upset of '79*.




*Owen is just making up the UFTA Upset of '79.

by Diggity Monkeez March 3, 2005

Bottom-Dweller

An insult which indicates that the recipient is a member of society's lowest levels. This may have stemmed from Elizabethean times, when the poorer viewers at a theatre had to watch from the ground (hence their nickname, 'Groundlings'), which had no seats. The wealthier atendees, however, had nice chairs and overhangs, preventing them from getting wet.

Stop stealing from my mailbox, you bottom-dweller!

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

Rams

As of 1995, the Rams have played in St. Louis. They won their first Super Bowl in the '99/00 season under Dick Vermeil. He retired after the season and Mike Martz became the team's head coach, who became famous for his careless challenges, awful clock management, and poor use of timeouts. However, '01/02 Rams were talented enough to make it to the Super Bowl, but lost to the Patriots. As of 2005, Mike Martz is still the coach. The Rams have only had one sub-.500 season under Martz, which I suppose is justification enough for keeping him around.

I would enjoy a thrashing of the Rams at the hands of Seattle. Not the Seahawks, mind you, but the entire city of Seattle, grunge rock and all.

by Diggity Monkeez January 8, 2005