Definitions by Diggity Monkeez

Candlestick 

A large, heavy, brass/silver object that holds a candle on an exquisite dining room table.

One of the candlesticks was missing from the dining room, but was found in the kitchen next to Mr. Boddy's dead, bloodied corpse. Obviously Mr. Green is involved in this...

Candlestick by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005

The Cold Shoulder

A tool of rejection in which the giver completely ignores the receiever, thereby giving him/her the 'cold shoulder'.

Delilah gave me the proverbial cold shoulder yesterday at work, not even regarding my presence in the copy room.

The Cold Shoulder by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005

Gerald Ford

A former football star at the University of Michigan. Gerald Ford's claim to fame comes from America' most recognizable rehabilitation center, the Betty Ford Clinic, which was set up by Ford's wife, Betty.

Gerald Ford's presidency was marked by two assassination attempts on his life. He's still alive now, so I'm assuming that they both failed.

Gerald Ford by Diggity Monkeez January 9, 2005

Refrain

To stop. Often followed by 'from'. 'Refrain' is usually used when speaking about human action.

"Please refrain from using your cell phone in the restaurant, ma'am."

Normally he would have made a Tom Arnold joke at a moment like that, but he was able to refrain from doing so.

Refrain by Diggity Monkeez January 8, 2005

Rams 

As of 1995, the Rams have played in St. Louis. They won their first Super Bowl in the '99/00 season under Dick Vermeil. He retired after the season and Mike Martz became the team's head coach, who became famous for his careless challenges, awful clock management, and poor use of timeouts. However, '01/02 Rams were talented enough to make it to the Super Bowl, but lost to the Patriots. As of 2005, Mike Martz is still the coach. The Rams have only had one sub-.500 season under Martz, which I suppose is justification enough for keeping him around.

I would enjoy a thrashing of the Rams at the hands of Seattle. Not the Seahawks, mind you, but the entire city of Seattle, grunge rock and all.

Rams by Diggity Monkeez January 8, 2005

Wendy's 

The third-party fast-food restaurant. While not as big as McDonald's or Burger King, Wendy's offers far different food choices than the other two. However, Wendy's doesn't spend nearly as much on its advertisements as BK or McDonald's, and is more famous for being founded by Dave Thomas than anything else.

Wendy's, from what I hear, has good chili.

Wendy's by Diggity Monkeez January 5, 2005