Patchwork

Slipshod, poorly-designed. Most often used to describe organizations.

Our patchwork trash committee has changed the weekly trash day three times in the past two months; those guys need to get their collective act together quickly.

by Diggity Monkeez January 25, 2005

Cell Phone

The cell phone, one of the greatest things to come out of the 1980s, is one of the new millenium's most popular trends. Cell phones provide communication from almost anywhere, like in a mall, on a bus, in school, on an irplane, or even while driving!

Cell phones allow people to talk loudly and obnoxiously from miles away, as opposed to only while in the same room.

by Diggity Monkeez February 12, 2005

Underhanded

Cheap (not referring to money); unfair.

His underhanded business deals subjected him to a taxing amount of government scrutiny.

by Diggity Monkeez February 15, 2005

Slippers

Indoor shoes with soft insides. Very warm and comfortable.

My slippers aren't hippo-(or elephant-) shaped, but they're still cozy.

by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005

Potential

Untapped ability to achieve great things.

He's earning mid-B's so far this year, but he has tremendous potential. I think he'll end up with an A if he starts studying.

by Diggity Monkeez February 10, 2005

She-mail

E-mail for a female.

Danielle received some she-mail in her inbox.

by Diggity Monkeez December 30, 2004

Baltimore Oriole

Maryland's state bird. Also a player for Baltimore's baseball team.

Orville: A Baltimore Oriole just flew by!

Rachel: I wasn't aware that Viagra was so effective for him!

by Diggity Monkeez February 02, 2005