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Diddle wanking

Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.

A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
Person 1: I saw Tysun diddle wanking today

Person 2: oouu what is that
by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019
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Tysun

Disclaimer: This is probably every tysun

Tysun is also known as totally ty ty. He is probably brown but says he’s black. His wanker is very very very very long (20-25 inches) but skinny like a pencil. He probably does nothing in life except for post stupid things on his snap story such as: who wanna scoop or vaping videos in the school bathroom. He wears the same jacket everyday cause he thinks it’s deezed.
Person 1: I wanna get scooped by tysun!!

Person 2: no he’s a diddle wanker
by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019
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Vernon Barford

This is a school in Alberta. This school is full of angsty teens and nasty little boys. A lot of people got expelled so there is only little asians and brown boys that like milfs and orgies together in the bathroom.
Person 1: Vernon Barford is trash

Person 2: I know
by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019
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