trumping

Spending an inordinate amount of time on the Internet obsessing over Trump’s latest antics.

So tired today. Was up trumping till two last night.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 24, 2017

me time

Quality time that self-absorbed narcissists set aside for themselves.

“My problem,” said the self-absorbed narcissist at the yoga retreat, “is that I'm just too giving. I really need to learn how to be a little more selfish. How to set aside a little more, you know, me time.”

by Dictionnaire Diabolique March 06, 2017

primal cellscream

The sound you make after your cell phone falls into the toilet.

Dropped my brand-new iPhone in the toilet yesterday. Seriously, bro, people could hear my primal cellscream for miles!

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

networker

A person who treats human beings like instruments and pretends to care about people they don’t care about because they think they might be useful to them at some point in the future. Networkers are often very good at active listening.

God, I hate that guy! Never stops scheming. He's such a networker.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

hate hard-on

An irrationally intense and obsessive hatred for something or someone.

Damn! Irfan has a major hate hard-on for Phil, doesn't he?

by Dictionnaire Diabolique April 11, 2020

apocalyptiboner

The feeling of great enthusiasm and excitement which washes over some people when they contemplate the complete destruction of the world.

Everything he said about the impending crisis made sense, but the glee in his voice was downright disturbing. He could barely conceal his apocalyptiboner.

by Dictionnaire Diabolique February 01, 2017

active listening

Pretend listening.

That Greg guy's sales numbers are crazy high because he's really good at active listening (i.e., he's really good at making you feel like he's listening to you).

by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017