Definitions by Dictionnaire Diabolique
Collateral divorcage
My friendship with Naomi didn't survive the split between Mary and me. She was collateral divorcage.
Collateral divorcage by Dictionnaire Diabolique September 15, 2017
friend price
Can't believe he asked me to shoot his wedding for a friend price of $100. For fuck's sake, I'm a professional photographer! Been doing this shit for years. I normally charge, at minimum, $5000 to shoot a wedding.
friend price by Dictionnaire Diabolique September 4, 2017
me time
“My problem,” said the self-absorbed narcissist at the yoga retreat, “is that I'm just too giving. I really need to learn how to be a little more selfish. How to set aside a little more, you know, me time.”
me time by Dictionnaire Diabolique March 5, 2017
be realistic
Decrease your expectations.
Look, I know you think you should actually be paid for doing all of this creative work; but, come on, be realistic, you're getting some great exposure here.
be realistic by Dictionnaire Diabolique February 26, 2017
apocalyptiboner
The feeling of great enthusiasm and excitement which washes over some people when they contemplate the complete destruction of the world.
Everything he said about the impending crisis made sense, but the glee in his voice was downright disturbing. He could barely conceal his apocalyptiboner.
apocalyptiboner by Dictionnaire Diabolique February 1, 2017
alternative facts
Grant was caught having sex with his wife's best friend. And there was smoking-gun proof: a sex-tape made by a private investigator hired to check up on him. But Kellyanne says she can get him off. She's gonna present his wife with some alternative facts.
alternative facts by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 30, 2017
nostalgiagasm
Had an intense nostalgiagasm last night whilst listening to The Pet Shop Boys . It was actually too much. Had to turn it off right in the middle of "Being Boring".
nostalgiagasm by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 25, 2017