Dickie Moist's definitions

shantastic

adj. a positive feeling beyond words.

spending time with you is shantastic.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

road apple

a horse turd in the road. more of a rural phenomenon.

nice road apple you stepped in there, tough guy.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

moon rocks

when smoking resin, a term for a cashed bowl.

that shit is dusted son, nothin' but moon rocks left.

by Dickie Moist October 26, 2003

godsmack hottie

the chick on the cover of the first Godsmack album.

2. punk rock Drew Barrymore.

by Dickie Moist October 26, 2003

bean dip

a nice way of saying bullshit

and that, my friend, is pure bean dip.

by Dickie Moist October 8, 2003

pants on fire

1. to lie so badly that, theoretically your pants will burst into flames. popularized by the kindergarten chant, "liar liar pants on fire!".
2. to be painfully gay.

so then i told her i'm puff daddy's personal coke tender, and she bought it. i'm surprised my pants didn't catch fire on the spot.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

dry gulch

to attack someone by surprise, to hit them when they least expect it, especially in the throat.

see sucker punch

and then i turned around and dry gulched the dirty son of a bitch.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003