Dick Wright-Upham's definitions

Tadger

Noun. A penis. Variant of 'todger'

The poor kid got his wee tadger caught in the zipper of his pants!

by Dick Wright-Upham November 20, 2010

Jaloopie

Noun. Another term for a penis.

She was keen enough to play hide the sausage until she saw the size of Bob's jaloopie!

by Dick Wright-Upham November 17, 2010

Chawn

Verb. Meaning to gorge like a glutton, to pig out on vast quantities of junk food.

The two obese couch potatoes were chawning on pizza and beer in front of the TV.

by Dick Wright-Upham November 26, 2010

Fun sponge

Noun. A boring, humourless person.

Who was that boring prat you were with yesterday? He was a real fun sponge!

by Dick Wright-Upham December 7, 2010

snotty gobbles

Edible berries of Australian mistletoe but now used for various slimy and gelatinous Chinese and Japanese foods such as congee, sea cucumber etc

The banquet at the Greasy Dragoon was great except for the snotty gobbles; I couldn't pick them up with my chopsticks!

by Dick Wright-Upham April 12, 2011

Pile of pants

Nonsense, bullshit or lies. What politicians often say.

"With regard to your claim to be a national of Afghanistan, the Secretary of State thinks that this is a pile of pants."

by Dick Wright-Upham December 3, 2010

Bongostan

Generic term for any of those backward Third World countries which are always in turmoil, always the scene of disasters, civil wars, famines and Islamic terrorism. Somewhere between Iraq and A Hard Place.

Where was it that Osama was hiding? Wasn't it Bongostan?

by Dick Wright-Upham June 29, 2011