Definitions by Dick Thieman

Ham Split

When you go over to a friend's house, down 8 shots in a row, then try to shit in the middle of his house.

Brandi is scared to come over because she thinks Grant will perform his famous Ham Split.

Ham Split by Dick Thieman April 14, 2016

Fap Salad 

The act of ejaculating on your salad for a nice dressing to give to your loved one or spouse. Makes a good side for a meal!

"Hey Jenny what do u have for lunch?"
"Henry made me a big bowl of fap salad!"

Fap Salad by Dick Thieman December 23, 2012

rudimentary ass 

A rude person that's usually called an ass.

Jake took my pencil...... What a rudimentary ass!

rudimentary ass by Dick Thieman January 10, 2011