Definitions by Dick Onchin
Hamburger Holed
When the anal sphincter or the vagina has been vigorously railed by the bearer of a horse cock until the lips
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.
As if it was not enough that my uncle cornholed me so hard that my asshole looks like a rare quarter pounder, he rearranged my mom’s guts after dinner and left us both hamburger holed.
Hamburger Holed by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
Skin Butter
I was gagging on his ring of skin butter.
I haven’t washed my cock for weeks. Needless to say, I have quite a bit of skin butter. Care for a dollop?
I haven’t washed my cock for weeks. Needless to say, I have quite a bit of skin butter. Care for a dollop?
Skin Butter by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
Sniffin’ Cheese
That ripe, pungent, cheesy smell one acquires on their fingers after scratching bodily orifices, crack and crevices. Or for males, the scrotal region.
This delightful delicacy is typically the result of sweat, fluids, secretions, glandular discharges, smegma, sebum and in some cases, just general bodily filth.
This delightful delicacy is typically the result of sweat, fluids, secretions, glandular discharges, smegma, sebum and in some cases, just general bodily filth.
Man I gave that homeless dude a hand job in the alley and now my hand smells like sniffin’ cheese.
I hadn’t showered for a week and the sniffin’ cheese around my balls was as ripe as a good Stilton.
I hadn’t showered for a week and the sniffin’ cheese around my balls was as ripe as a good Stilton.
Sniffin’ Cheese by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
Dental Procedure
A discreet reference to oral sex or oral copulation of someone’s genitals, fart box or other erogenous zone. Usually a good old fashioned throat fucking.
I met that dirty whore in the parking garage and gave her a dental procedure.
She told me to get on my knees and the next think I know she was doing a dental procedure on my taut little rosebud.
She told me to get on my knees and the next think I know she was doing a dental procedure on my taut little rosebud.
Dental Procedure by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020
Pink Condom
When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.
I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.
Pink Condom by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020
Red Dog Flog
I walked in on my brother doing the red dog flog.
I was doing the red dog flog so loudly my mom asked me what I was beating on.
My uncle taught me to do the red dog flog in the basement last thanksgiving.
I was doing the red dog flog so loudly my mom asked me what I was beating on.
My uncle taught me to do the red dog flog in the basement last thanksgiving.
Red Dog Flog by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020
Cervelt Cruster
When you take one of your dad’s highly expensive and exceptionally comfortable Cervelt dress socks and use it for your crusty old wank sock stored under your bed.
Honey where’s the mate to my new Cervelt socks? These were $1,500. Check under our son’s bed. If he’s doing a Cervelt cruster I’m going to beat his ass.
Cervelt Cruster by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020