Definitions by Dick Onchin
Hood Putty
Dick Cheese aka smegma around the foreskin.
His cock was thick with hood putty.
His hood putty wasn’t noticed until I peeled back the foreskin.
I need to go scrape down my hood putty. I haven’t showered during this month long corona lockdown.
His cock was thick with hood putty.
His hood putty wasn’t noticed until I peeled back the foreskin.
I need to go scrape down my hood putty. I haven’t showered during this month long corona lockdown.
Hood Putty by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Dirty War Helmet
A polite way to reference having a case of shit dick after having anal sex with an unprepared partner.
My wife wanted to blow me as soon as I walked in the house but I had a dirty war helmet after having a nooner with my coworker so I ran straight to the shower.
A bad case of smegma only added to the allure of my dirty war helmet.
Never go ass to mouth with a dirty war helmet.
A bad case of smegma only added to the allure of my dirty war helmet.
Never go ass to mouth with a dirty war helmet.
Dirty War Helmet by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020
Rip Van Winker
A flamboyant male that prays upon males and females that are passed out in order to penetrate their tight little unsuspecting winkers and rearranging their lower intestines.
I don’t know what happened last night. I remember playing quarters with whiskey shots for two hours then it went all black. I woke up this morning and my underwear were stuffed in my mouth and my asshole was greased and sore as hell. I took a shit and it was so compacted it was like trying to pass a table leg out my ass. What the hell happened? Braaaaaahhhh. You got the old Rip Van Winker.
Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.
Last time I passed out at the frat house I got several rounds of the rip Van Winker. It took ten stitches at the hospital the next day just to get it to close back up.
Rip Van Winker by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020
Batter the Bean
I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.
My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.
My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.
My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.
My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.
Batter the Bean by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020
Serving Up Salad
Serving Up Salad by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020
Hair On It
An extremely useful phrase that can be added to just about any statement to add emphasis of something nasty or strong.
Said emphasis may refer to, but not be limited to, the strength of a smell, the power of a punch or hit, poor taste or any other situation where accentuation of something nasty or rank is needed.
Said emphasis may refer to, but not be limited to, the strength of a smell, the power of a punch or hit, poor taste or any other situation where accentuation of something nasty or rank is needed.
Hair On It by Dick Onchin October 20, 2020