When your ass has been railed so long, so deep and so hard, that your asshole that once was a mere tattered pink sleeve turns into a tattered pink sheet and your now prolapsed rectum just hangs out flapping in the breeze like a sheet hung out on a drying line.
He plummeted his man meat deep in my turd cutter and pounded my lower intestine like a janitor plunging a clogged drain. It was a relentless rearrangement to my bowels like no other. While I expected his deep stroking would render me with a tattered pink sleeve, the finish was far more brutal. He unloaded his man curd and I quickly grabbed my hand mirror to admire his finish. To my dismay, there flapping in all its glory was my tattered pink sheet. He called me a whore and left me trying to push it back in.
by Dick Onchin October 30, 2020
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I was rearranging Vicki’s intestines last night and right as I was bouta nut she does a Texas pipe cleaner. Braaaaahhhh I unloaded my sack in that slut.
by Dick Onchin May 02, 2020
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The skiddy cock was so bad from that Grindr dude I had to shower before going back to work.
She wanted a dick pic so I snapped my skiddy cock but I accidentally sent it to her mom. Got a date next week.
The skiddy cock was so bad from that Grindr dude I had to shower before going back to work.
She wanted a dick pic so I snapped my skiddy cock but I accidentally sent it to her mom. Got a date next week.
by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020
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I need some salve on my ass after that 80 grit shit.
That 80 grit shit tore my ass up raw. Do you have a dab of Prep H?
That 80 grit shit tore my ass up raw. Do you have a dab of Prep H?
by Dick Onchin July 11, 2021
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My Grindr hook up was a ceiling painter. Glad my face was not in the line of fire. I may have lost an eye.
I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?
I prefer a ceiling painter as opposed to a dribbler. How’s your prostate by the way?
by Dick Onchin November 03, 2020
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Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.
Her clotted clam left me with an unimaginable cock stench that would not wash.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
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This covid killed my Christmas so it’s cockmas this year. I know my uncle will certainly enjoy this gift.
I didn’t have any money to get my boyfriend a gift this year so we celebrated cockmas instead. I choked his pole and he railed me like a two dollar slut.
I didn’t have any money to get my boyfriend a gift this year so we celebrated cockmas instead. I choked his pole and he railed me like a two dollar slut.
by Dick Onchin December 22, 2020
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