Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.
I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.
I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.
I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.
I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
by Dick Onchin November 22, 2020
A curvature of the penis developed from habitual masturbation. The Portuguese Bend develops to the left or the right depending upon one’s hand preference for wanking.
My roommate walked out of the shower. I couldn’t believe his Portuguese Bend. Definitely a lefty wanker.
I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.
I remember when my penis was rigidly straight. But years of watching porn has resulted in a wicked Portuguese Bend. Perhaps if I wank with my left hand I can straighten back out.
by Dick Onchin August 24, 2021
Man I put it to that homeless dude behind the dumpster but I tell you it was knockin’ chunks.
I banged the chick from the food delivery. She’s as DTF so I hit it from the back and was knockin’ chunks.
I banged the chick from the food delivery. She’s as DTF so I hit it from the back and was knockin’ chunks.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
Coping a squat in public and dropping a massive turd between your feet.
Performed intentionally as a joke or revengeful act or out of pure desperation because one needs to shit and there is no restroom or no time to get to one.
Performed intentionally as a joke or revengeful act or out of pure desperation because one needs to shit and there is no restroom or no time to get to one.
I was on a run on the trail when my little puckerhole started to squeeze. The protein shake was not going to stay inside. I had no choice but to do an ankle drop right there in the trail. The rest of the run was a bit sticky.
I did an ankle drop on my ex wife’s doormat.
I did an ankle drop on my ex wife’s doormat.
by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020
Oh he came over last night for a turdjugal visit. I took 8 before I had to tap out.
Thanksgiving is just around the corner. All the family will be here and I can expect my uncle will want to have a turdjugal visit with me during halftime.
My grades improved after offering my professor an occasional turdjugal visit.
The old lady got a little drunk and horny last night so I got a turdjugal visit. She been on the shitter all day trying to snap a plug.
Thanksgiving is just around the corner. All the family will be here and I can expect my uncle will want to have a turdjugal visit with me during halftime.
My grades improved after offering my professor an occasional turdjugal visit.
The old lady got a little drunk and horny last night so I got a turdjugal visit. She been on the shitter all day trying to snap a plug.
by Dick Onchin August 23, 2020
She was a nubile but damn she gave me a Harambe handy and almost tore it off.
I let my bro use my brohole cause he needed to bust. I was expecting a gratuitous reach around but he gave me a Harambe handy.
I let my bro use my brohole cause he needed to bust. I was expecting a gratuitous reach around but he gave me a Harambe handy.
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
When a gentleman controls the location and placement of his semen as he empties
his children all over his lady’s face. A gentleman’s facial is the complete opposite of a male they unwieldy busts is load of ropes with wanton disregard for where it ends up such as her eyes, nose, hair, etc.
his children all over his lady’s face. A gentleman’s facial is the complete opposite of a male they unwieldy busts is load of ropes with wanton disregard for where it ends up such as her eyes, nose, hair, etc.
Max gave me a gentleman’s facial last night. He pumped it all over my chin and it was the most wonderful chincicle yet.
Andre is not known for gentleman’s facials. Last time I sucked him off he blew his load all in my hair.
Andre is not known for gentleman’s facials. Last time I sucked him off he blew his load all in my hair.
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020