A loose, stretchy, thigh sticking scrotum from the hot summer heat. Known for its unique, musky aroma.
I tea bagged her with my Texas taffy last night.
I got some Texas taffy goin on today. It’s hot. It’s sticking from thigh to thigh.
I got some Texas taffy goin on today. It’s hot. It’s sticking from thigh to thigh.
by Dick Onchin May 30, 2020
3 way sex involving MFM or MMM. The F or M meat in the sandwich takes one in the mouth and one in the vagina or ass. Also known as a spit roast.
Randy and Thomas gave Vanessa the old hard meat sandwich in the pool house at Lisa’s party.
Last night I was the meat in a hard meat sandwich. My throat is raw and so is my ass. I got railed.
Last night I was the meat in a hard meat sandwich. My throat is raw and so is my ass. I got railed.
by Dick Onchin October 08, 2020
When she wakes you up in the early morning hours by lowering and grinding her asshole on your face reverse cowgirl while working your limp dick into a raging hard on.
Sorry I’m late for work.
This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.
I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.
Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
This is your last warning. You’ve been late all week.
I know. She keeps doing the cattail fluff on me and I end up clapping them cheeks.
Well in that case, they can be excused. Clap on my good man.
by Dick Onchin October 02, 2020
I love Starbucks. They really can brew the bean.
I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.
I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.
I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.
I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.
by Dick Onchin February 07, 2021
by Dick Onchin October 19, 2020
A massive turd. Usually one that’s at periscope depth while also going deep into the porcelain abyss.
I worked out a beef rope this morning. Had to be a foot long. I left it for my roommate to see.
You might want to light a candle in there. I just hung a beef rope.
He clapped my cheeks so hard and deep I dropped a beef rope a couple days later.
You might want to light a candle in there. I just hung a beef rope.
He clapped my cheeks so hard and deep I dropped a beef rope a couple days later.
by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020
Upon withdrawal, it becomes abundantly obvious that your anal sex partner is a fan of the Jolly Green Giant’s Buttery Corn Niblets.
My Grindr hook up treated me to a corn harvest I was not expecting.
I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
I was so deep on her lower colon that I caused a corn harvest.
by Dick Onchin December 20, 2020