A limp, flaccid penis.
Despite a half hour of oral, he was nothing but a lifeless limb. Whiskey Dick is real.
I beat dem gutz till I had nutted myself to a lifeless limb.
Rory tugged and tugged but his lifeless limb never would solute.
I beat dem gutz till I had nutted myself to a lifeless limb.
Rory tugged and tugged but his lifeless limb never would solute.
by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021
Get the Lifeless Limb mug.Masturbation or getting jacked off whereby the penis is stroked vigorously up and down with one hand and the glans (the penile head) is simultaneously pounded with the veracity of a jack hammer with the other.
Coach Torrance took me to the showers last night and I got hammer jacked. The pain and pleasure was to much and I nutted up my jock strap.
by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020
Get the Hammer Jacked mug.When a dude’s genitals and gooch (taint) reeks like they have been steeping for hours in a cup of piping hot urine.
Oh man I gotta hit the shower. I got the hot gooch.
I was flicking his bellend with my tongue but couldn’t go down cause he had hit gooch.
The smell left in that bathroom stall was of hot gooch.
I was flicking his bellend with my tongue but couldn’t go down cause he had hit gooch.
The smell left in that bathroom stall was of hot gooch.
by Dick Onchin December 05, 2020
Get the Hot Gooch mug.The drop of remnant semen that oozes from the cock tip 10-15 minutes after a good wank or sex. Even the most judicious clean up doesn’t always prevent tip
snot. It’s also know to adhere the penis to the briefs like it’s been superglued.
snot. It’s also know to adhere the penis to the briefs like it’s been superglued.
I oozed a little tip snot last night and has a wet spot on my boxers.
The tip snot glued my helmet to my boxers and and to rip it off like a bandaid. I think I lost a layer of my epidermis.
The tip snot glued my helmet to my boxers and and to rip it off like a bandaid. I think I lost a layer of my epidermis.
by Dick Onchin October 01, 2020
Get the Tip Snot mug.When an uncut male is in the shower and stretches his foreskin into a open barrel shape catching water raining down from the shower head. Creates hours of fun similar to water ballooning without the mess of urine.
by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020
Get the Rain-Barreling mug.Come suck momma’s rugged pearl.
Her rugged pearl was piecing the crotch of her undersized Lululemons.
I licked her rugged pearl like a cherry dum dum last night.
Her rugged pearl was piecing the crotch of her undersized Lululemons.
I licked her rugged pearl like a cherry dum dum last night.
by Dick Onchin January 25, 2023
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