Definitions by Dick Onchin
Gentleman’s Blend
The moist amalgam of sweat and crease grease that forms in the area
of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.
Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.
Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
Since her mouth continued to run incessantly with nothing but constant bitching, my last resort was to slather her upper lip with a finger full of Gentleman’s Blend which instantaneously created a much needed silence.
My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.
After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.
My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.
After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.
Gentleman’s Blend by Dick Onchin April 26, 2023
Ram Corn
To engage in Anal sex.
Other forms: Ram my corn, ram his corn, ram her corn, ram their corn, ram it’s corn, ramming corn, rammed corn, etc. o
Other forms: Ram my corn, ram his corn, ram her corn, ram their corn, ram it’s corn, ramming corn, rammed corn, etc. o
Hey you wanna grab a beer after work? No can do tonight braaaahhh. Headed straight home to ram corn.
I really want him to ram corn tonight.
I will fondly remember my last year at summer camp. I managed to ram corn with each of my counselors. .
I really want him to ram corn tonight.
I will fondly remember my last year at summer camp. I managed to ram corn with each of my counselors. .
Ram Corn by Dick Onchin April 20, 2023
Whack Wipe
Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.
I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
Whack Wipe by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023
Cowboy Butter
The slick amalgam of oil and sweat in the male groin creases. Often shares the same ripe, odiferous qualities of ball stank.
I gave home some dome for a few minutes but the cowboy butter was so repugnant I had to stop.
I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.
No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.
No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.
Cowboy Butter by Dick Onchin February 23, 2023
Texas Tooter
I forgot my glass Tooter when I headed to Vegas so I grabbed my grandma’s catheter on the way to the airport and made a Texas Tooter.
That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.
That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.
Texas Tooter by Dick Onchin February 21, 2023
Steamed Crumpet
Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.
It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.
Steamed Crumpet by Dick Onchin February 5, 2023
Rugged Pearl
Come suck momma’s rugged pearl.
Her rugged pearl was piecing the crotch of her undersized Lululemons.
I licked her rugged pearl like a cherry dum dum last night.
Her rugged pearl was piecing the crotch of her undersized Lululemons.
I licked her rugged pearl like a cherry dum dum last night.
Rugged Pearl by Dick Onchin January 25, 2023