Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.
It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.
by Dick Onchin February 05, 2023
Get the Steamed Crumpet mug.Rachel got that bunny clit. I gave it a kick and she kicked the lamp off the night stand.
I had to tie her to the bed posts cause she got that bunny clit.
I had to tie her to the bed posts cause she got that bunny clit.
by Dick Onchin September 09, 2020
Get the Bunny Clit mug.My sugar daddy pumped me full of sliver chowder last night.
I hooked up with a daddy on Grindr and he railed me full of silver chowder.
I finally slipped over to my neighbors when his wife was gone and did a little sloppy top. He filled my aching throat with little silver chowder.
I hooked up with a daddy on Grindr and he railed me full of silver chowder.
I finally slipped over to my neighbors when his wife was gone and did a little sloppy top. He filled my aching throat with little silver chowder.
by Dick Onchin November 08, 2020
Get the Silver Chowder mug.I worked the out the pain to get to the pleasure of her tiger rub.
I dated a nail tech for about a month but I could take the tiger rub all the time so I shagged and bagged.
I dated a nail tech for about a month but I could take the tiger rub all the time so I shagged and bagged.
by Dick Onchin October 04, 2020
Get the Tiger Rub mug.Any item or material used to wipe up semen after whacking off. Urban lore typically holds the sock as the most common whack wipe.
I used my grandma’s kitchen apron as a whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
I was rubbing one out on the couch and blew a rope so hard it shot on the window curtain so I just used the curtain for my whack wipe.
It’s time to retire the tube sock in the bed. It’s so crusty it’s time for a new whack wipe.
by Dick Onchin March 24, 2023
Get the Whack Wipe mug.An expression/statement added to any discussion in which emphasis is desired that the subject matter or situation is an absolute shit show. Conveying life of pure hell. A miserable state of existence worthy of forgetting.
Man I just lost my job, I’m behind on rent, the ex is after more child support and last night I picked up a prostitute and now my balls are are fire and I have to health insurance. Dude, your life is so 2020.
by Dick Onchin January 19, 2021
Get the So 2020 mug.I tried to go down but his boneroma was too pungent and the smegma was too strong to handle so I made him shower.
Just ran 5 miles in this heat and I can smell my own boneroma.
Her tiny dorm room reeked of sex. The combo of her nasty gash and my sweaty boneroma left a an olfactory surprise for her roommate.
Just ran 5 miles in this heat and I can smell my own boneroma.
Her tiny dorm room reeked of sex. The combo of her nasty gash and my sweaty boneroma left a an olfactory surprise for her roommate.
by Dick Onchin September 08, 2020
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