Definitions by Dick Onchin
Puckering Tulip
I was intoxicated by the aroma of her puckering tulip.
The slut on Chaturbate worked her puckering tulip with a 12 inch dildo.
I shit so hard I gave myself a puckering tulip.
My uncle offered to rub some salve on my puckering tulip.
The slut on Chaturbate worked her puckering tulip with a 12 inch dildo.
I shit so hard I gave myself a puckering tulip.
My uncle offered to rub some salve on my puckering tulip.
Puckering Tulip by Dick Onchin July 3, 2021
Porkhole Mustard
That brown, tangy amalgam of shit, semen and lube that forms around the anus during some vigorous, ass clapping, anal sex.
That whore wiped her porkhole mustard on my new bath towel.
She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
She was late for work as it was so she had to trot to her Uber sliding cheeks in a little porkhole mustard.
Porkhole Mustard by Dick Onchin June 30, 2021
Eggs Danny Thomas Covid Style
A delicious pandemic twist to a traditional Eggs Danny Thomas. When you turn your plexiglass covid protection shield horizontal and watch from underneath while a lovely lady of the evening graciously pinches off a steaming crumpet or two for your enjoyment.
The office is full of plexiglass covid shields. WTF are we going to do with all these? Let’s take a couple and head to Vegas. I’m sure we can score some eggs Danny Thomas covid style. Let em drop braaaaaahhhh! I’m down.
Eggs Danny Thomas Covid Style by Dick Onchin May 8, 2021
Wuhan Rim Job
The anal swab covid test administered by the Chinese government on visiting foreigners. Soon to be enjoyed by travelers worldwide.
How was your trip to China? It was great. I had the wuhan rim job as soon as we landed. How was it? Let’s just say I got tested three times.
Wuhan Rim Job by Dick Onchin March 4, 2021
Brew the Bean
I love Starbucks. They really can brew the bean.
I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.
I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.
I was just about to brew the bean when my roommate walked in on me.
I did nothing but brew the bean this weekend and now my pussy is tender to the touch.
Brew the Bean by Dick Onchin February 7, 2021
Velvet Trench
I was dancing through her velvet trench all night.
Her velvet trench exploded with squirt as she vigorously paddled the little man in the boat.
Her velvet trench exploded with squirt as she vigorously paddled the little man in the boat.
Velvet Trench by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021
Skin Widget
A small penis.
Despite having a skin widget, he packed a copious nut.
All through college I earned money servicing his skin widget.
All through college I earned money servicing his skin widget.
Skin Widget by Dick Onchin February 5, 2021