I shagged her hairy otter in the back of my truck just round yonder.
My hairy otter was so wet his whole hand slid in.
My uncle snuck into my tent and went a hunting for some hairy otter.
My hairy otter was so wet his whole hand slid in.
My uncle snuck into my tent and went a hunting for some hairy otter.
by Dick Onchin September 09, 2020
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Get the Frilly Willy mug.She edged me for two hours making my milk balls ache.
I finally unloaded my milk balls all over her neck.
I finally unloaded my milk balls all over her neck.
by Dick Onchin October 03, 2020
Get the Milk Balls mug.When your getting some sick, toe curling head and she edges you for over an hour. Building up a sack load of nut, you finally bust and your load erupts in thick, copious, intermittent ropes of jizz. One rope after another blasting like a Roman candle on the 4th of July.
Rachel was giving me some intense, sick ass head last night. She would edge me to the brink and let go. I had built up a massive load of my custard when she finally worked me to completion causing my roman ropes to blast one by one across her smiling hungry face.
by Dick Onchin December 15, 2020
Get the Roman Ropes mug.One railed and wrecked pussy or asshole. Puffy, swoll and red like a package of ground beef in the meat department at your favorite grocer.
I got railed so hard last night I’m ground burger down there. Quite tender to the touch.
My hook up had a moose cock and my bung is ground burger. I can’t sit. I need to find my grampy’s hemorrhoid donut cushion.
My hook up had a moose cock and my bung is ground burger. I can’t sit. I need to find my grampy’s hemorrhoid donut cushion.
by Dick Onchin February 05, 2021
Get the Ground Burger mug.A male lays on his back, naked, bringing the legs toward the chest and rolling into an armadillo like balled up position. This opens up and exposes a wonderful erogenous playground known as the taint or grundle. However, in many cases, the male’s saggy scrotum will remain dangling and covering the taint area. Therefore, the sack must be peeled back and lifted upward and often held. Once in this position, the taint is orally copulated and stimulated by the male’s partner. Oral stimulation is typically performed in a ravenous and vigorous manner similar to that of an old toothless person attempting to chew on a piece of steak.
Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.
Options during this time include insertion of a digit into the anus and/or a simultaneous tug job.
I shaved my taint today. I’m expecting an armadillo chew tonight when the old lady gets home from her girls night out.
My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.
My taint is a bit puffy and red today from the armadillo chew I got last night. She was gnawing on that skin like a piece of flank steak.
by Dick Onchin October 03, 2020
Get the Armadillo Chew mug.Bending a lucky lady, or man, over the tabletop at the local Craker Barrel and pounding down on brown town and shouting "I'm back baby". All while enjoying a delicious breakfast of two eggs, a savory breakfast meat, two delicious sides and a hearty helping of biscuits and gravy off the small of their back.
I sure feel sorry for the bus boy that is going to be cleaning up that table after just witnessing the sloppiest Uncle Herschel's Favorite I have ever seen. Let's just say that is not gravy on the floor.
by Dick Onchin August 28, 2025
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