Dick Cheeze Demario's definitions

Incestable

A child of incest especially with obvious mental depletions

James is a product of incest with obvious retardation so he’s an incestable

by Dick Cheeze Demario March 19, 2021

Boom chicken soup

If you hear this from someone just know they are an incestable. Nobody knows what this means it’s just a random slur of words from incestables

What’s up
Boom chicken soup

by Dick Cheeze Demario March 19, 2021

Same day shipping at 11:59pm

The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.

Me: (Orders an item on Amazon with same day shipping at 11:59pm)
Cursed Amazon worker: Fuck...

by Dick Cheeze Demario October 5, 2020

Rule 2006

THIS APPLIES TO NBA YOUNGBOY FANS:
Younboy fans without a shadow of a doubt have/are...

jerked off to NBA young boy
beat women and pets
pussys at home but act hard at school
bullied by younger brother

listen to only young boy

cried when he’s been arrested
beat their dick with sand paper
claimed he’s the best artist
move around really stiff
flex their bb guns

watch romantic comedies and cry at the end

Young boy: “I feel like I’m Gucci Mane in 2006”

Young boy fan: Rule 2006 is facts everyone is true

by Dick Cheeze Demario September 30, 2020

Rule 206

Rule 206 is a rule that means absolutely nothing but you have to act like it’s crazy if you know of it. BUT, you can’t tell anyone this rule they have to find out themselves. You can also use this to your advantage to clown people into or out of doing something(example in sentence below. Knowing this makes you based.

*friend shits in public restroom*
Me: DUDE RULE 206!
Friend: What is that?
Me: Can’t tell you

by Dick Cheeze Demario September 30, 2020

The Midnight Run

Basically if you’re bored and midnight is rolling around and your whole neighborhood is asleep you go round up all the dogs in the neighborhood and tie them to the tailgate of your car and go ride around for fifteen minutes going on the highway at least once and you have 15 minutes to shlump the dogs and if at least one live you have to go and apologize and tell exactly why you did it to everyone that you took a dog from and give them their dead dog and the one that was left alive you have to slit throat of it right in front of owner so it doesn’t suffer

Midnight runner:(rings doorbell)

(Opens door) “soooo I took your dog on a willlddd ride sorry but it was fun and I was bored”(gives dog to owner)
Dog owner: OH MY GOSH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE(bursts into crying)
Midnight Runner: “the midnight run sir l-m-a-o”

by Dick Cheeze Demario November 28, 2018

dirty hawaii

Shitting in the ocean in Hawaii and eating it before anyone notices

Man>fuck I just dirty Hawaiied and I don’t feel so good
Girl> damn you need some pepto

by Dick Cheeze Demario March 20, 2018