The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.
by Dick Cheeze Demario October 05, 2020
Basically if you’re bored and midnight is rolling around and your whole neighborhood is asleep you go round up all the dogs in the neighborhood and tie them to the tailgate of your car and go ride around for fifteen minutes going on the highway at least once and you have 15 minutes to shlump the dogs and if at least one live you have to go and apologize and tell exactly why you did it to everyone that you took a dog from and give them their dead dog and the one that was left alive you have to slit throat of it right in front of owner so it doesn’t suffer
Midnight runner:(rings doorbell)
(Opens door) “soooo I took your dog on a willlddd ride sorry but it was fun and I was bored”(gives dog to owner)
Dog owner: OH MY GOSH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE(bursts into crying)
Midnight Runner: “the midnight run sir l-m-a-o”
(Opens door) “soooo I took your dog on a willlddd ride sorry but it was fun and I was bored”(gives dog to owner)
Dog owner: OH MY GOSH WHAT HAVE YOU DONE(bursts into crying)
Midnight Runner: “the midnight run sir l-m-a-o”
by Dick Cheeze Demario November 28, 2018
by Dick Cheeze Demario March 19, 2021
The only way to accomplish this is by going to Ireland on St. Patrick’s Day and looking for a rainbow and when you find it chase the end of it and once you get there take as much gold as possible then a drunk Leprechaun will come out trying to fight you and then you need to pick up the really heavy pot while the magic coins give you super powers and drop it on his head and start fucking him to become a Leprechaun!
Man- How’d you become the Leprechaun
Leprechaun- I dirty irished the last one
Man- well that’s what I’m planning to do with you
Leprechaun- Shit :(
Leprechaun- I dirty irished the last one
Man- well that’s what I’m planning to do with you
Leprechaun- Shit :(
by Dick Cheeze Demario March 20, 2018
Rule 206 is a rule that means absolutely nothing but you have to act like it’s crazy if you know of it. BUT, you can’t tell anyone this rule they have to find out themselves. You can also use this to your advantage to clown people into or out of doing something(example in sentence below. Knowing this makes you based.
by Dick Cheeze Demario September 30, 2020
THIS APPLIES TO NBA YOUNGBOY FANS:
Younboy fans without a shadow of a doubt have/are...
jerked off to NBA young boy
beat women and pets
pussys at home but act hard at school
bullied by younger brother
listen to only young boy
cried when he’s been arrested
beat their dick with sand paper
claimed he’s the best artist
move around really stiff
flex their bb guns
watch romantic comedies and cry at the end
Younboy fans without a shadow of a doubt have/are...
jerked off to NBA young boy
beat women and pets
pussys at home but act hard at school
bullied by younger brother
listen to only young boy
cried when he’s been arrested
beat their dick with sand paper
claimed he’s the best artist
move around really stiff
flex their bb guns
watch romantic comedies and cry at the end
by Dick Cheeze Demario September 30, 2020
If you hear this from someone just know they are an incestable. Nobody knows what this means it’s just a random slur of words from incestables
by Dick Cheeze Demario March 19, 2021