5 definitions by Devon McIntyer
A day when classes are canceled and all you do is stay home and do cocaine. Rick James loved snow days, but he was not enrolled in classes, so they occurred with greater frequency.
A secondary definition of snow day is when you stay home from school and see how many times you can masturbate in one day. You play god to the mites that live in the carpet, as you pepper them with inches of hot white semen.
A secondary definition of snow day is when you stay home from school and see how many times you can masturbate in one day. You play god to the mites that live in the carpet, as you pepper them with inches of hot white semen.
by Devon McIntyer February 2, 2011
When individuals turn to the Internet to Educated them selves in lieu of getting an actual education. Most of what is learned on the internet is, in fact, not true. You can tell someone who has an internet education from a person who has an actual education by the degree and depth of their knowledge. If you think Aspartame is a poison, you have an internet education. If you realize aspartame is actually made up of 2 amino acids, you have an actual education. Other 'symptoms' of an internet education include, 9/11 conspiracy, vaccine conspiracy, fluoridated water dangers, Moon landing conspiracy, citing Alex Jones, youtube or Wikipedia as a source.
Omg, you know that Vaccines cause autism?
Really? Where did you get your internet education? Youtube? Do you have a Ph.D in Wikipedia?
Really? Where did you get your internet education? Youtube? Do you have a Ph.D in Wikipedia?
by Devon McIntyer March 2, 2011
When your priest gives you a big kiss on the lips after you gave him oral pleasure. Most often given to alter boys or boys in general. You don't catholic kiss and tell.
by Devon McIntyer February 2, 2011
The cloth you place under your girl to catch the man milk you just pumped into her as you pull out. Incontinence pads work best for heavy loads while a microfiber cloth is best for smaller, daily inseminations. A darker drip cloth is reccomend when there is a competing flow or anal.
Forgot to use a drip cloth with the lady and now I have to wash my Hotel Luxury bed sheets for the 3rd time this week!
by Devon McIntyer July 29, 2019
A rim job after anal sex. A way of apologizing to the 'taker' as you just destroyed their red, tender ass hole.
by Devon McIntyer February 1, 2011