When you get beaten up by a bunch of dudes. Sorta the plural form of manhandled, because menhandling sounds weird.
by Desmond White December 01, 2009
Getting tricked into being smarter than you really are. In order to understand the concept you must be desmondized yourself. A classic example is the friendship between Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson, making this older than radio.
Malthus "whenever I hang wiff karen I smarts.."
Frien "what chew trippin, like phat'n shiz?"
Malthus: "dunno like whateff i get desmondized."
Karen "Hello Malthus, how're you doing?"
Malthus "Suitable, good friend, truly delectable."
Frien "what chew trippin, like phat'n shiz?"
Malthus: "dunno like whateff i get desmondized."
Karen "Hello Malthus, how're you doing?"
Malthus "Suitable, good friend, truly delectable."
by Desmond White December 01, 2009
An individual of such extreme hotness they're ravaged with an unlimited amount of STDs. Yet that doesn't affect their sex life. In other words, although her STDs might skin you down to the bone in a cauldron of spiked barnacles and mutant crabs, you'd still totally do her.
Greg: "Dude, I'm not feeling so good."
Charlie: "Yeah? That's because that chick you hooked with last night was skankaslutawhoralicious."
Greg: "It was worth, totally worth it."
Greg's penis falls off.
Charlie: "Yeah? That's because that chick you hooked with last night was skankaslutawhoralicious."
Greg: "It was worth, totally worth it."
Greg's penis falls off.
by Desmond White December 03, 2009
An alcoholic drink that is totally kosher. Usually used by jewaholics. If the bottle is labeled Yayin Mevushal, it's probably ginsberg.
by Desmond White December 01, 2009
Any of the holiday-themed orgies that occur regularly at your house, because you're that awesome. Christmas holidorgies involve stockings, lots of coal, and MILFs in Mrs Clause outfits. Thanksgiving: stuffing, gravy, plus hot Pocahontas costumes. Halloween: cosplay and flavored condoms. Easter: fertilized eggs (hopefully not!) and furries.
by Desmond White December 02, 2009
When you use beer as a marinating sauce for bratwurst. The food product can then be called beer meat. Beer bratting is a mancraft.
"These brats here, you beer bratting them, fuck?"
"Mang, I nated these suckas with Miller High Life then fucked two chicks and now I'm dead."
"You is suitable for non-gay gay marriage because that's fucking TIGHT shit."
"Whatev."
"Mang, I nated these suckas with Miller High Life then fucked two chicks and now I'm dead."
"You is suitable for non-gay gay marriage because that's fucking TIGHT shit."
"Whatev."
by Desmond White December 01, 2009
An uber ho. She's not just a slut, she's slut slut. She's not just slut slut, she's slutily slut slut. It's intense.
"That chick so slutily slut slut, she be seeding semen demons all over my couch."
"That didn't make any sense."
"That didn't make any sense."
by Desmond White December 01, 2009