2 definitions by Dervishly Good

Nigger Gras

Like Mardi Gras, but occurs nightly on the corner of Simon-Bolivar and Earhart by the Greyhound station in New Orleans. Usually as the sun sets. Instead of beads, you catch bullets.

Tourist: I wonder what all that noise is...is it Mardi Gras?

New Orleanian: Nah man, that's just Nigger Gras...keep your windows up and hide anything that's shiny.

by Dervishly Good November 6, 2009

treknition

An loser/virgin that lives in his or her parent's basement and has it set up like the Enterprise bridge, complete with life-like cardboard cutouts of the crew.

"Kirk" has spent 20 years as a Treknition making sure he'll never get laid or see a real boob.

by Dervishly Good January 22, 2010