Definitions by Dentura Hogfloss
sip and grip
An evolved version of a lunch and learn session which is held later in the day and involves alcohol.
The guys over at the dealership asked if they could do a lunch and learn at the firm. I told them that a sip and grip would be way more engaging.
sip and grip by Dentura Hogfloss June 15, 2017
jusley biebrus
After comparing the lousy tattoo art choices both Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus have made I am becoming more and more suspicious that the Jusley Biebrus theory is true.
jusley biebrus by Dentura Hogfloss January 14, 2014
napkin dandruff
The meal was incredible and the service was great, but when we left the restaurant I realized I was covered in napkin dandruff. I wish restaurants would use black cloth napkins!
napkin dandruff by Dentura Hogfloss March 28, 2012
Fatbook
A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.
"One of my high school ex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"
Fatbook by Dentura Hogfloss April 7, 2009
dysmexia
The tendency for Latin American pedestrians to wait for the crosswalk to go green, then proceed to cross the wrong street against the other crosswalk.
I just saw Paco down on Mission Street and almost ran over his ass because he has dysmexia really bad.
dysmexia by Dentura Hogfloss October 10, 2008
jilters
My friend's wedding invitation had a photo of the couple naked in bed in it, which have me a serious case of the jilters.
My blind date was going just fine until the gal told me she had met her last boyfriend at Burningman... that gave me a bad case of the jilters.
My blind date was going just fine until the gal told me she had met her last boyfriend at Burningman... that gave me a bad case of the jilters.
jilters by Dentura Hogfloss October 1, 2008
European Birth Control
Claudette wasn't into taking the pill or using condoms, so she opted for European Birth Control... w00t!
European Birth Control by Dentura Hogfloss June 24, 2008