European Birth Control

Claudette wasn't into taking the pill or using condoms, so she opted for European Birth Control... w00t!
by Dentura Hogfloss June 24, 2008
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sip and grip

An evolved version of a lunch and learn session which is held later in the day and involves alcohol.
The guys over at the dealership asked if they could do a lunch and learn at the firm. I told them that a sip and grip would be way more engaging.
by Dentura Hogfloss June 15, 2017
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corduroy poisoning

A medical condition caused by the production of or hearing of an abnormally large amount of indie music.
My friend Jack is a really good songwriter, but ever since Interpol became popular, he's gotten a chronic case of corduroy poisoning.
by Dentura Hogfloss February 09, 2005
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napkin dandruff

Detritus left on one's clothing from white cloth napkins.
The meal was incredible and the service was great, but when we left the restaurant I realized I was covered in napkin dandruff. I wish restaurants would use black cloth napkins!
by Dentura Hogfloss February 11, 2012
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crackberry shuffle

The tendency for blackberry users to aimlessly shuffle about while typing. This combination of typing and attempted walking usually results in aggrevating everyone around them.
Will was near my desk today doing the crackberry shuffle.
by Dentura Hogfloss January 30, 2008
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dysmexia

The tendency for Latin American pedestrians to wait for the crosswalk to go green, then proceed to cross the wrong street against the other crosswalk.
I just saw Paco down on Mission Street and almost ran over his ass because he has dysmexia really bad.
by Dentura Hogfloss August 15, 2008
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jilters

A combination of the feelings of the jitters and the willies.
My friend's wedding invitation had a photo of the couple naked in bed in it, which have me a serious case of the jilters.

My blind date was going just fine until the gal told me she had met her last boyfriend at Burningman... that gave me a bad case of the jilters.
by Dentura Hogfloss August 06, 2008
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