Dentura Hogfloss's definitions

European Birth Control

Synonym for anal intercourse.

Claudette wasn't into taking the pill or using condoms, so she opted for European Birth Control... w00t!

by Dentura Hogfloss June 24, 2008

sip and grip

An evolved version of a lunch and learn session which is held later in the day and involves alcohol.

The guys over at the dealership asked if they could do a lunch and learn at the firm. I told them that a sip and grip would be way more engaging.

by Dentura Hogfloss June 15, 2017

Fatbook

A nick name for "Facebook" derived from users reconnecting with each other after years of no communication and seeing that each other has gained substantial weight.

"One of my high school ex gfs found me on fatbook last night. Man... she's twice the woman she used to be!"

by Dentura Hogfloss April 7, 2009

jilters

A combination of the feelings of the jitters and the willies.

My friend's wedding invitation had a photo of the couple naked in bed in it, which have me a serious case of the jilters.

My blind date was going just fine until the gal told me she had met her last boyfriend at Burningman... that gave me a bad case of the jilters.

by Dentura Hogfloss October 1, 2008

dysmexia

The tendency for Latin American pedestrians to wait for the crosswalk to go green, then proceed to cross the wrong street against the other crosswalk.

I just saw Paco down on Mission Street and almost ran over his ass because he has dysmexia really bad.

by Dentura Hogfloss October 10, 2008

corduroy poisoning

A medical condition caused by the production of or hearing of an abnormally large amount of indie music.

My friend Jack is a really good songwriter, but ever since Interpol became popular, he's gotten a chronic case of corduroy poisoning.

by Dentura Hogfloss February 9, 2005

jusley biebrus

The name given to the theory that Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus are the same person.

After comparing the lousy tattoo art choices both Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus have made I am becoming more and more suspicious that the Jusley Biebrus theory is true.

by Dentura Hogfloss January 14, 2014