schnasm

When one pokes a cooking utensil into a sausage during the culinary process known as a barbeque, thus causing its contents to recalibrate into a form unrecognisable to its original shape.

Sonny Bill: Oh deadset that's the worst schnasm I've ever seen.
Hutch: Calm down, I had to use a plastic fork.

by Dennis Scott April 12, 2004

geverette

When you are walking with a person, usually in a crowd or with other people around, and you semi-turn and start to say something to them, only to realise they are either not there or someone else is instead. Leads to an often embarrasing cover-up or apology.

Hutch: Well Sonny I says I says....by the way did you.....
Random: what?
Hutch: Oh....sorry....i thought you were someone else.....just a geverette sorry

by Dennis Scott October 13, 2003

Praba

A piece of land deemed to be useless.

"Give the abos that praba"

by Dennis Scott September 16, 2003

chronopolypse

A moment during a large function, in which there is one primary speaker, where numerous watches or personal timekeepers beep to signal the passing of another hour at the same time

Hutch: How'd you go in your speech this morning?
Sonny-Bill: Mate, i was going great until this massive chronopolypse, completely put me off!

by Dennis Scott September 23, 2003

ronking

The deliberate and concious refusal to flush the toilet after urinating.

JB: For fucks sake Brett stop ronking

(5 minutes later)

Brett: Huh?

by Dennis Scott April 04, 2004

cleansneisure

Embarking on self hygiene maintanence in the form of a shower, and immediately realising one's absence of a towel

(Sounds of dismay)
Mother: Norbert! Norbert honey what's wrong!?!?!
Norbert: Just had a cleansneisure!

by Dennis Scott April 04, 2004

distape

A piece of sticky tape that has collected dust, or other small foreign objects, and thus become stickyless and unusable

Hutch: Sonny...what's with this sticky tape you gave me? it doesnt work!
Sonny-Bill: Ahh i dropped it, its distape now

by Dennis Scott October 10, 2003