7 definitions by Demonte Jones

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1. Breasts that squish when compressed and show off the size and shape of the aforementioned body part
2. A quality that is unmatched by any other quality a female may possess.
Person 1: Dude, take at look at that.
Person 2: What? Yeah she's pretty hot
Person 1: She's pretty softa
Person 2: What's she doing?
Person 1: Softa Squishy boobie!
by Demonte Jones May 02, 2010
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1. large breasts
2. A characteristic of a woman's chest that men thoroughly enjoy
Person 1: Is that girl? She has very softa boobie
Person 2: Very softa!
by Demonte Jones April 25, 2010
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1. A term that was coined in black culture in reference to a male being controlled by a female significant other

The New Boyz exposed the term through their work entitled "Tie me down"
Person 1: What has happened in your life, good sir? It appears as if your spouse is under full control of your persona and all of your actions.
Person 2: Damn nigg, wud bull shit yo punkass spittin bout me? u ignant as hell. shit. u tryin to say dis woman tie me down? dat's bull.
Person 1: Unfortunately, I cannot quite understand your dialect. However, thanks to Legacy and Ben J. I have a general idea about your frustration towards a respectful man like myself. Yes, I believe she has "tied you down"
by Demonte Jones May 30, 2010
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1. A term that is suitable only for situations that result in a loss or an unexpected turn for the worse
2. At first, "tough one" was used in a derogatory manner. However, with the passing of time, the term has been used in a lighter, more colloquial usage
Coach: Tough one Feremy
Feremy (the athlete): I know Coach. I think I could have gotten him. That was a tough one
Coach: You know, I'd highly encourage you to do a little more with the backhand. If you do, you can say goodbye to the tough ones.
by Demonte Jones June 11, 2010
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1) In a large crowd, a male tries to make eye and sustain eye contact with a girl. On the third look, the male makes a seductive face to acknowledge the female and let her know he's interested

2) Eye raping a girl
An italian: You see that girl over there, she's sexy.
A nerdy asian: You're so full of yourself. You can't get shit
An italian: Watch me. I'll just play the eye game
A nerdy asian: Good luck faggot. I'll commit the robbery
by Demonte Jones October 21, 2010
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The reason why I can no longer look at porn on my phone
Mother: So it looks like this new iPhone will have some iCloud feature so you don't have to worry about your friends deleting all of your contacts again.
Me: Wtf is an iCloud?
Mother: It tracks your every mood.
Me: it looks like it's time for me to get some better antivirus on my computer
by Demonte Jones December 27, 2011
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What Would Tebow Do
B. Roethlisberger: To rape this drunk girl or not?
Drunk girl: WWTD! WWTD!
B. Roethlisberger: Oh, you mean beat me in the playoffs?
by Demonte Jones January 08, 2012
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