9 definitions by Delivery Guy 1
When a scenario. situation, or object is either:
1. Large in size (like the RMS Titanic)
2. Sad (like the sinking of the Titanic)
3. Romantic (like the 1997 film 'Titanic')
1. Large in size (like the RMS Titanic)
2. Sad (like the sinking of the Titanic)
3. Romantic (like the 1997 film 'Titanic')
1)
Guy 1: Dude, this burger is huge!
Guy 2: Woah, so Titanic!
2)
Guy 1: Got back from the vet, my dog is really sick.
Guy 2: Ah shit, that's so Titanic dude, I'm sorry.
3)
Guy 1: I took my girl to the beach and we held hands and walked in the surf.
Guy 2: You homo, that's so Titanic.
Guy 1: Dude, this burger is huge!
Guy 2: Woah, so Titanic!
2)
Guy 1: Got back from the vet, my dog is really sick.
Guy 2: Ah shit, that's so Titanic dude, I'm sorry.
3)
Guy 1: I took my girl to the beach and we held hands and walked in the surf.
Guy 2: You homo, that's so Titanic.
by Delivery Guy 1 February 27, 2012
A game played among pizza delivery drivers to determine who gets to go home.
Identical pieces of paper are prepared, one with an image of a house, and the others with an image of a pizza. The papers are crumpled.
The delivery drivers each take a crumpled paper. If he gets the house, he gets to leave, much in the style of a roulette game.
If he gets a pizza, he must deliver until the restaurant closes for the night. :-(
Identical pieces of paper are prepared, one with an image of a house, and the others with an image of a pizza. The papers are crumpled.
The delivery drivers each take a crumpled paper. If he gets the house, he gets to leave, much in the style of a roulette game.
If he gets a pizza, he must deliver until the restaurant closes for the night. :-(
Counter worker: "Hey guys, the boss said he can let someone go home early."
Driver: "OMG LETS PLAY PIZZA PIZZA HOUSE."
Driver: "OMG LETS PLAY PIZZA PIZZA HOUSE."
by Delivery Guy 1 January 4, 2011
"Hey man, I wanna show you "Cat walks in circles!"
*3 1/2 minutes later*
"Already saw it, severe Deja-vuTube..."
*3 1/2 minutes later*
"Already saw it, severe Deja-vuTube..."
by Delivery Guy 1 July 5, 2012
The solution to one's feeling glum about an ex lover, by hooking up with someone else to take his(/her) mind off of it.
An "antidote" in the form of another's "panties."
Damn Clever.
An "antidote" in the form of another's "panties."
Damn Clever.
Man 1: I'm so upset over Angela, I don't know what I'll do!
Man 2: Well that sucks, but Jen is looking pretty cute tonight. She may be the pantidote you're looking for!
Man 2: Well that sucks, but Jen is looking pretty cute tonight. She may be the pantidote you're looking for!
by Delivery Guy 1 February 7, 2011
A town that neighbors Westfield, New Jersey.
It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile."
Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are.
Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers.
Blue Devils 4 Ever.
It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile."
Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are.
Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers.
Blue Devils 4 Ever.
Westfield Student 1: Hey man, how'd your math test?
Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy.
Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later.
Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit?
Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on!
Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo.
Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?
Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy.
Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later.
Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit?
Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on!
Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo.
Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?
by Delivery Guy 1 November 10, 2007
A town that neighbors Westfield, New Jersey.
It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile."
Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are.
Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers.
Blue Devils 4 Ever.
It was claimed that Westfield students have a vigorous drive to succeed and because of it the town produces more "assholes per square mile."
Sufficed to say, that's better than Scotch Plains' motto: Flunk 4th grade math and become a drug dealer -- as most of them are.
Scotch Plains kids are jealous of Westfield's prosperity, aesthetics, and educational system. Some wise-ass wrote angry anti-westfield crap on urbandictionary, when he should have been studying, trying to boost his 1.8 GPA and his 950 SAT's. Thanks a lot, losers.
Blue Devils 4 Ever.
Westfield Student 1: Hey man, how'd your math test?
Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy.
Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later.
Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit?
Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on!
Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo.
Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?
Westfield Student 2: Aww, not bad. I got an 85, but I studied my ass off so I'm really happy.
Westfield Student 1: Cool man. See you later.
Scotch Plains Student 1: Yo bro, ya'll want some weed and shit?
Scotch Plains Student 2: Hell yeah bro! Pass dat crap on!
Scotch Plains Student 3: I just finished my goddamn app to Union County College, yo.
Scotch Plains Students 1 & 2: What's college?
by Delivery Guy 1 November 10, 2007
The tiny white bulb at the end of a woman's clitoris (clit) that, when "activated," is responsible for an immense amount of orgasmic stimulation for the female.
That chick didn't cum easily at first, but she was like a fucking fountain once I licked her pugnot.
by Delivery Guy 1 August 6, 2007