How would I get an African toothache when the closest I been to a quiff in over a month is sitting next to one?
by Delbosco October 15, 2021
But when it's all said and done, I'll be forty / Before I know it with a 40 on the porch tellin' stories
by Delbosco October 10, 2021
by Delbosco October 14, 2021
Fingal counted eleven tick bites - that he could see. A few more could be felt: one on his left arse cheek, for example, one on his scalp, and two in the perineum, or the gouch, the area of skin between a human's anus and scrotum (some Australians, he'd learned, also referred to the gouch as the as the aintcha, as in "well it aintcha balls, or your arse") Binjari ticks loved the gouch.
by Delbosco October 15, 2021
In the end, though, there is one sure way to distinguish a real hippie from his assorted sympathizers: hippies drop acid. That is, real hippies frequently, if irregularly, ingest LSD.
by Delbosco October 14, 2021
She's all that and a bag of chips!
by Delbosco November 13, 2021
Soon David and "Scottster" are "ace boon coons," as my mother used to say, golfing together and making plans for joint ventures in computer programming.
by Delbosco October 14, 2021