A unique form of visual erotica based on manipulation of emotes used by playable characters in the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV. Can also be referred to as "lewd" in conversation based on the degree of indecency of the content portrayed.
Chuckford: "Look at the pose I did with my level 90 cat girl dancer. That camera angle with those effects really take it to the next level."
Rastafarian Billy: "Wow, that is some top level lewd Adventurer Plate right there!"
Rastafarian Billy: "Wow, that is some top level lewd Adventurer Plate right there!"
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
The act of quickly ditching your blunt (marijuana cigarette) when you believe that continuing to hold it may result in a far more negative consequence compared to loosing the blunt itself.
Chuckford: "Is that a police checkpoint up ahead?"
Rastafarian Billy: "Shit! Time to blunt dump! Where is the Fabreeze?"
Rastafarian Billy: "Shit! Time to blunt dump! Where is the Fabreeze?"
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
A sensation of hearing sounds oddly reminiscent of human defecation, sometimes as though coming from the sky, only occurring during viewings of any of the movies in the last Star Wars Trilogy (Episodes VII-IX). Usually reaches maximal intensity when watching Episodes 8 and 9. Pronunciation not to be confused with California, the Golden State.
Chuckford: "I keep thinking someone is in the bathroom making a right mess whenever I hit play on The Last Jedi. How odd..."
Rastafarian Billy: "Oh, that's just kylophonia - I hear the rank sounds of shit exiting a human ass hole eminating from the heavens every time I watch this movie, too."
Chuckford: "Hmmm... yeah, that seems about right."
Rastafarian Billy: "Oh, that's just kylophonia - I hear the rank sounds of shit exiting a human ass hole eminating from the heavens every time I watch this movie, too."
Chuckford: "Hmmm... yeah, that seems about right."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.
Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"
Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"
Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."
Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"
Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
Similar in concept to the blunt dump, however an escalation from the aforementioned act by having to quickly rid oneself of an entire stash of weed (marijuana). Usually used in context where continued possession of said weed would result in a greater negative consequence than the material loss of the weed itself.
Chuckford: "Ah crap, I thought we were good with the cops after that quick blunt dump and Fabreeze... looks like they are coming back this way."
Rastafarian Billy: "Well I hate to do it, but this is looking like a full blown weed toss right here..."
Chuckford: "Our material loss is palpable, how unfortunate."
Rastafarian Billy: "Well I hate to do it, but this is looking like a full blown weed toss right here..."
Chuckford: "Our material loss is palpable, how unfortunate."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
A surprisingly eccentric fellow, not necessarily in a negative way, who can randomly interject grandiosity to into actions and gestures that seem fairly disproportionate to his overall general appearance.
Chuckford: "Here comes that guy who looks like Johnny Depp from 21 Jump Street."
Rastafarian Billy: "Did he just stop in the middle of the hall and do the Moonwalk?"
Chuckford: "He's a cool dude, but damn, what a Wacky Wayne, man."
Rastafarian Billy: "Did he just stop in the middle of the hall and do the Moonwalk?"
Chuckford: "He's a cool dude, but damn, what a Wacky Wayne, man."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022