A motor vehicle that attracts members of the opposite sex, usually to the point of initiation of coitus in or around the vehicle itself. Oftentimes has a Gross Vehicular Weight Rating (GVWR) less than 6000lbs, but can be used to refer to any running motor vehicle despite size if sufficiently enticing to members of the opposite sex.
Chuckford: "I finally got my car out of the shop, time to go pick up some chicks in the bootybago!"
Rastafarian Billy: "Does it have a GVWR of 6000lbs or less?"
Chuckford:"Actually, it does, but either way it would still be my bootybago."
Rastafarian Billy: "Does it have a GVWR of 6000lbs or less?"
Chuckford:"Actually, it does, but either way it would still be my bootybago."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
A person, often a viewer of the interactive streaming website Twitch.tv, who repeatedly posts the same string of text in the community text box, an act referred to as 'spamming chat'. Oftentimes, content of the text string will contain only a single word such as pogchamp or jogger, hence the derivation.
Chuckford: "I watched an ASMR stream last night on Twitch."
Rastafarian Billy: "You didn't go all pogstar did you?"
Chuckford: "Well, I did just repeatedly type POGCHAMP and JOGGER in the chat for 8 hours straight... so yes, I did. Maybe I need to reevaluate my life choices."
Rastafarian Billy: "You didn't go all pogstar did you?"
Chuckford: "Well, I did just repeatedly type POGCHAMP and JOGGER in the chat for 8 hours straight... so yes, I did. Maybe I need to reevaluate my life choices."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.
Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"
Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"
Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."
Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"
Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
Modification of the phrase "fudge packer" (a reference to a male individual who enjoys anal intercourse, usually with a member of the same sex) to target the insult to individuals named Zack. Can also be spelled "Fudge Zacher". Other variations of this basic phrase that are commonly used in casual insult conversation include Zack Packer and Zacking Fudge.
Chuckford: "How's it hangin' fudge zacker? Zacked any fudge recently?"
Rastafarian Billy: "That would be much more funny and clever if my name was Zack."
Chuckford: "I know, right?"
Rastafarian Billy: "That would be much more funny and clever if my name was Zack."
Chuckford: "I know, right?"
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
A surprisingly eccentric fellow, not necessarily in a negative way, who can randomly interject grandiosity to into actions and gestures that seem fairly disproportionate to his overall general appearance.
Chuckford: "Here comes that guy who looks like Johnny Depp from 21 Jump Street."
Rastafarian Billy: "Did he just stop in the middle of the hall and do the Moonwalk?"
Chuckford: "He's a cool dude, but damn, what a Wacky Wayne, man."
Rastafarian Billy: "Did he just stop in the middle of the hall and do the Moonwalk?"
Chuckford: "He's a cool dude, but damn, what a Wacky Wayne, man."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
Someone, usually a person who no one likes in the least and most often a menace to existence, who gets sexual stimulation and/or jizzes their britches whenever they cheat or defraud others. The volume of ejaculate is directly proportionate to the degree of suffering of the intended victim.
Chuckford: "That phone scammer sure did groan and grunt alot when he thought I was going to give him my bank info."
Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."
Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."
Rastafarian Billy: "OH! He must be a cheatin' skeeter! Probably cheat-skeetin' out a load of jizz thinking about the heartache and suffering that he would cause."
Chuckford: "Yeah, sounds about right. What a piece of unfiltered shit that man must be..."
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022