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The two guys in the closet

A joke.
There was this woman who was getting fucked by a lot of guys.
Her husband said if you let anybody fuck you again I'm going to pull all the hairs out of your pussy.
then a white guy came to see her and started fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet! so he hides in the closet.
Then this black guy comes in and starts fucking her.
Then she said somebody's coming quick hide in the closet!
Then her husband came in and said has somebody been fucking you AGAIN !
so he pulls all the hair out of her pussy except one.
as her starts to pull the last hair out of her pussy he said come out of there you little black s.o.b.
then the black guy speaks up and said not before you make that little white s.o.b. come out first.
Did you hear the one about the two guys in the closet?
by Deep Blue 2012 August 17, 2009
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Zone

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John recruiting squad

A group of prostitutes who give away free sex as a promotional for there business.
In some cases they will get in the back of a van and get naked and are driven around and they offer free sex to preteens to introduce them to the sex business. And in some cases they are kiddnaped just long enough to introduce them to sex.
Usually only the hotest women are picked for this.
It's our lucky day theres a john recruiting squad.
by Deep blue 2012 December 29, 2009
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Unite earth movement

A movement that seeks to make all the people of the earth one people so they can present a united front to all the things that endanger it. For example overpopulation,global warming,supervocanic eruptions,gamma ray bursts, and maybe alien invasion ect.
John is in the unite earth movement.
by Deep blue 2012 July 13, 2010
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Babysitter

A person who watches over someone after they have taken LSD so that is they go on a bab trip they won't harm themselves.
John's got some more LSD.I'm going to be his babysitter.
by Deep blue 2012 December 3, 2009
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money god

A mythical god that bankers, credit card workers ect. are said to worship
he is said to make you rich if you suck his dick.
My banker wsorships money god.
by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2009
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freak

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