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Living room, bedroom, dinettes, oh yeah, you can find them at the market, we're talking about Flea Market Montgomery!
by Deathgrind > you September 08, 2007
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A fat, unfunny fraud. The majority of his jokes are just rehashes of Mexican jokes and anything dealing with that. The only difference is that Carlos has to emphasize everything and do this retarded "Dee Dee Dee" dance. Not to mention that he doesn't have a bit of Mexican in his blood. He's half Honduran, half German. Also, his real name is Ned Holness. He just used the Carlos Mencia alias to make him seem Mexican. In 2005, his sketch comedy TV show called "Mind of Mencia" hit Comedy Central, and it fails at making even the laughing type chuckle. Hopefully Comedy Central will wake the fuck up and realize that Ned Holness, I mean, Carlos Menstealia, fuck, I mean, Carlos Mencia is not funny.
Carlos Mencia should be revoked of his career, and all of his merchandise should be lowered into a volcanic crater.
by Deathgrind > you September 07, 2007
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A blind person that hates his own race of people.
He was raised at the Wexler Home of the Blind, where he was the only negro that lived there, so he was told that he was white. He grew up to be an author of six books about his distaste to non-Caucasian man; four of those books were published. Never seen in public because he hasn't left his property in years, until one day, he went to a book signing in town, and when he was asked to show his face, he shocked his audience with his black skin. Bigsby accepted the fact that he is black, but divorced his wife Prudence because she was a "nigger lover".
He was raised at the Wexler Home of the Blind, where he was the only negro that lived there, so he was told that he was white. He grew up to be an author of six books about his distaste to non-Caucasian man; four of those books were published. Never seen in public because he hasn't left his property in years, until one day, he went to a book signing in town, and when he was asked to show his face, he shocked his audience with his black skin. Bigsby accepted the fact that he is black, but divorced his wife Prudence because she was a "nigger lover".
Some famous Clayton Bigsby quotes:
"We're winning the war against Al-Qaeda, but we're losing the war against Al Sharpton!"
"I am in no way, shape or form involved in any niggerdom!"
"Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly ching-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!"
"We're winning the war against Al-Qaeda, but we're losing the war against Al Sharpton!"
"I am in no way, shape or form involved in any niggerdom!"
"Let's talk about Chinese people! With their kung-fu and their silly ching-chang-chong talk! We can't understand you! Go back to yer country! White power!"
by Deathgrind > you September 10, 2007
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by Deathgrind > you August 28, 2007
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A black activist that shares their ideas by taking action, mostly on their distaste for the white man. A blactivist MUST be of African descent.
Synonyms: Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, nigger
Synonyms: Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, nigger
I'd start a group to defend the white person, but I'm afraid a blactivist will rat me out and get me arrested.
by Deathgrind > you August 08, 2007
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Three evil, racist hypocrites that support only black people and have a strong hatred towards the white folk.
Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan
Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Louis Farrakhan
by Deathgrind > you September 20, 2007
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A talentless country singer famous for that "Achy Breaky Heart" song. Used to grow one of the biggest mullets to prove how much of a lowlife he is. Recently wrote a song called "I Want My Mullet Back" as well!
Nowadays he's best known for being the father of the equally talentless Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana.
Nowadays he's best known for being the father of the equally talentless Miley Cyrus, a.k.a. Hannah Montana.
I've finally got my own TV show coming out as a replacement show this fall...It's a half-hour weekly show that I will be hosting, entitled "Let's Hunt and Kill Billy Ray Cyrus"
-Bill Hicks
-Bill Hicks
by Deathgrind > you May 03, 2008
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