Definitions by Death in tight pants

anamatidae phobia 

the fear of somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you

you're sitting there... somewhere... perhaps in a building and across the road.... there's a duck.... watching you
THAT is anamatidae phobia.
as long as you only think it's happening.

anamatidae phobia by Death in tight pants March 18, 2007

luposlipo phobia 

the fear of being chased around a kitchen table, on newly waxed floors by timber wolves

oh your god, i suffer from luposlipo phobia don't make me get chased.... around a kitchen table... etc

luposlipo phobia by Death in tight pants March 18, 2007

anti boob 

boobs which face in the wrong direction. they take they form of a flat chested woman with massive shoulder blades, giving the impression her boobs face the wrong way.... girls find this insulting when said to them

man she has some freaky anti boobs

anti boob by Death in tight pants March 18, 2007

transmoglified 

the type of drunk, where you are beyond drunk, but think you are not, and tend to attack your friends, and steel wheelbarrows.

Person 1: man, you were transmoglified last night.
Person 17: so that's where the wheelbarrow came from

transmoglified by Death in tight pants March 18, 2007