I just saw the Gayest Guy on Earth

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

He hangs around in Allston (fuckin' fruit)
He always wears a tree shirt
His favorite band is Roadsaw
He's out at The Model Café (you fuckin' fruit)

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

He hangs out with Toxic Narcotic
He's got a tribal tattoo
His best friend is Joe Bonni
He's got his eyebrow pierced (you fuckin' fruit)

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth (you fuckin' fruit)

He has purple dreadlocks
He works at Herrell's Ice Cream
He wears an "Allston Rock City" t-shirt
I hope you fucking die

I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth
I just saw the gayest guy on Earth

by Death Menace August 30, 2022

A Figure Walks

It's a quick trip to the ice house
A quick trip to the ice house X 3
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
You X 7
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
A figure walks behind you
A shadow walks behind you
You X 3
And now tales of horror
Which father told me
They never scared me

But they're always in the blind
You cannot see
That figure behind you
Behind you x 2
You x 2
That figure kept on walking
Behind you
There's a man on my trail X 4
He's also behind you
Behind you X 4
That figure kept on walking X 4
Behind you X3
A figure walks 3

by Death Menace February 17, 2023

Slice Me Nice

My body's burning like a flame that's blue
It's time for action and I want it from you
Slice me nice
Slice me nice
My heart is beating to the rhythm of love
I need you, baby like cold hands need a glove
Slice me nice
Slice me nice
I'm like a cake that wants to be baked
I'm like a pie made for hungry guys
My body's burning like a flame that's blue
It's time for action baby, cut me in two
Slice me nice
Slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice (slice me nice)
My body's burning like a flame that's blue
It's time for action and I want it from you

Slice me nice
Slice me nice
I'm like a cake that wants to be baked
I'm like a pie made for hungry guys
My body's burning like a flame that's blue
It's time for action baby, cut me in two
Slice me nice
Slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice (slice me nice)
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice
S-L-I-C-E, slice me nice

by Death Menace May 13, 2023

Fantastic Life

Got eighteen months for espionage
Too much brandy for breakfast
And people tend to let you down
It's a swine.
Fantastic life

Dole penicillin to eastern ching plague-ridden
And one thing I have found
What you cast out will hit back
And a man will find he has to deny his
Fantastic life

Ours is not to look back
Ours is to continue the crack

Met a 54 year old dustbin man
And '48 he'd been in Jerusalem
Sold surplus oil to Arab fighters

For M-cocktails to burn Jewish terrorists
What a turn-up!
Fantastic life

Style's too easy to buy nowadays
And there's interference with the mail
And you just can't get out the words
Some people think if they had a job they'd be well
Now!
A fantastic lie!

The Siberian mushroom Santa
Was in fact Rasputin's brother
And he didst walk round Whitechapel
To further the religion of forgiven sin murder
Fantastic lie!

No lie, friend called David
He said he had a barney on Corporation Street
He said he told the policeman what he really thought
But knowing him I don't believe that crap
A Fantastic lie

And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you
About fantastic life

And I just thought I'd tell you
Some fantastic lies

And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you

I walked right (West) round Wakefield Jail
A fantastic life
And I just thought I'd tell you
And I just thought I'd tell you

by Death Menace February 20, 2023

The Tide is High

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one

I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no
It's not the things you do that tease and hurt me bad
But it's the way you do the things you do to me
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one

Ev'ry girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one

Ev'ry girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one

by Death Menace August 11, 2023

Moribund Death Cult Dystopia

Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia

Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia
Moribund Death Cult Dystopia

by Death Menace September 17, 2023

Master and Servant

It's a lot, it's a lot
It's a lot, it's a lot
It's a lot, it's a lot
It's a lot like life
There's a new game we like to play, you see
A game with added reality
You treat me like a dog, get me down on my knees
We call it 'Master And Servant'
We call it 'Master And Servant'
It's a lot like life, this play between the sheets
With you on top and me underneath
Forget all about equality
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
It's a lot like life and that's what's appealing
If you despise that throwaway feeling
From disposable fun
Then this is the one
Domination's the name of the game
In bed or in life, they're both just the same
Except in one you're fulfilled at the end of the day
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, yeah
Come on, yeah
'Master And Servant'
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (like life)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot ('Master And Servant')
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (it's a lot)
It's a lot (like life)

It's a lot like life and that's what's appealing (it's a lot like life)
If you despise that throwaway feeling (it's a lot like life)
From disposable fun
Then this is the one
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, 'Master And Servant'
Let's play 'Master And Servant'
Come on, 'Master And Servant'

by Death Menace June 21, 2023