Definitions by Dean Barbella
Captain Phlegm-Ahem
The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.
Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale.
Hey John, stick a cough drop in it pal! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
Hey John, stick a cough drop in it pal! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
Captain Phlegm-Ahem by Dean Barbella June 2, 2008
Ambushed
The act of ambushing your friends with a chick on your arm at an clearly understood testosterone-only event, such as a poker party or chasing skirts at a club - esentially, bringing sand to the beach.
I can't believe John ambushed the poke party with his girlfriend. Usually, I take his money before showing him the door, but in this case I didn't even bother opening it.
Ambushed by Dean Barbella June 2, 2008
Phlegm-Ahem
The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.
Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale and launching a series of lung biscuits over bow.
Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!
Phlegm-Ahem by Dean Barbella May 19, 2008
Undertow Overflow
The act of suctioning one’s overactive saliva production, undertow and under tongue. Look out world! Through the teeth; here it comes - an annoying resonance of fingernails on a chalkboard or scrubbing bumbles spinning down the drain, typically, breathed breath back for pronounced effect before laughing at one’s own lame joke.
I got pigeonholed by one of John’s murderous monologues and almost drowned in his undertow overflow pulling me into one lame joke after another, ad nauseum. Luckily, I feigned diarrhea and darted the bathroom.
Undertow Overflow by Dean Barbella May 19, 2008
Jaguar
Check out the well preserved Jaguar at the corner table with Gautier sunglasses and sugar boy for dessert.
Jaguar by Dean Barbella January 6, 2008
bushwacked
The act of ambushing your male friends with a girlfriend to an event after it was clearly understood no women were welcome. Typical events include testosterone only poker parties and sports events or estrogen chasing social events such as street festivals or house parties in which it is understood do NOT bring sand to the beach!!!
I can't believe John bushwacked me at the door with his girlfriend. Yet, the poker party invitation was specifically clear - No Chicks Allowed. So, I had no ploblem with turning him and his lady away.
bushwacked by Dean Barbella August 1, 2007