Dean's definitions

shizzling the nizzle

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I can't stand to see him shizzling the nizzle."

by Dean May 13, 2005

ice

To ejaculate, per se.

"Roger, I iced on your mother last night."

by Dean January 13, 2007

ty

Net nerd version of "thank you"

n00b: "lol ty 4 tha pix!"

by Dean May 13, 2005

selectively active

a word invented my myself bout a year ago... its the niecst way or saying you're lazy

- im hungry
- go eat
- food's too far away... i need a butler
- lazy butt
- im not lazy..... im selectively active

by Dean December 4, 2004

Pole Vaulter

A female who does not have intercorse with men. A lesbian. i.e. a 'pole vaulter'

Damn, that blonde is a pole vaulter!

by Dean July 28, 2003

dassime

A slurred pronunciation of "That's me"

Hey, Joe!

Dassime!

by Dean March 22, 2005

Phillip Wendell

Refering to a prosthetic wang (whre the P and the W come from).

I just ordered my new Phillip Wendell.

by Dean March 25, 2005