Dean's definitions

whacking the mole

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"

by Dean March 25, 2005

shizzling the nizzle

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I can't stand to see him shizzling the nizzle."

by Dean May 13, 2005

hippopotomonstrosesequippedaliaphobia

Similar to antidisestablishmentarianism, in the way high school students use it to sound smart.

Defined as the fear of long words, quite ironically.

I tried to win the spelling bee, but I succumbed due to my hippopotomonstrosesequippedaliaphobia.

by Dean March 27, 2005

Did you just say penis?

The ULTIMATE catchphrase, used by the ever-popular, yet imaginary, Daniel Shine.

Person 1: "Did you just say penis?"
Person 2: "Uh, no..."
Person 1: "Are you sure?"
Person 2: "...Yeah."
Person 1: "'Cause I could've SWORN you just said penis! WHOO!"
Person 2: "...You suck."
Person 1: "WHOO!"

by Dean March 27, 2005

rotflolmaomfg

The ultimate acronym, created by Rick and Dean, the sexiest bitches alive.

Rolling on the floor, laughing out loud, laughing my ass off, oh, my fucking God

ALWAYS used sardonically.

ROFLOLMAOMFG! You are SO fucking hilarious!

by Dean March 27, 2005

loller

A charlatanistic harlot.

Guy: "You slept with him, didn't you?"
Girl: "No, I didn-"
Guy: "Loller!"
Girl: "lollerskates"

by Dean March 27, 2005

rofflewaffle

Another variant of rofl, this time involving a breakfast food.

Also known as "roffle my waffle."

Bob: "Man, I was so stoned yesterday."
Steve: "LOL! You're gonna' make me roffle my waffle!"

by Dean March 27, 2005