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A unwanted post placed on a blog that is used for soliciting purposes. Like spam, spim, spat, and spobile, these messages contain links to websites featuring the usual array of forcibly advertised online services, such as pornography, credit repair, and prescription drug sales. The messages may be made to appear as a comment from an interested reader, stating that the posted link is to a webpage relevant to the current discussion, or an invitation to view the spolgger's own personal blog.
by Dawn Davenport March 16, 2005
Get the splog mug.The result of a person feeling that they need to drastically raise their voice in order to be heard on their mobile phone. Offenders of cell yell are oblivious to the fact that this is not necessary, and are often an extreme nuisance to everyone around them.
We had a hard time enjoying our meal at the restaurant, due to the cell yell of the woman at the next table.
by Dawn Davenport March 13, 2005
Get the cell yell mug.An unwelcome online advertising solicitation placed in a chat room, containing a link to a website offering services such as pornography, money-making scams, prescription drug sales, etc. The links may also be used to spread viruses and spyware.
See also spam and spim.
See also spam and spim.
Hey everybody! <Click here> to find out how to make $5000 a week from your own home! It worked for me!
by Dawn Davenport February 3, 2005
Get the spat mug.An online advertising solicitation sent via an Instant Messenger program, usually containing a link to a website featuring services such as pornography, credit repair, or prescription drug sales. Like spam, these communications are often sent under the guise of being a message from a friend. The links enclosed may also be used to spread viruses.
Come check out my hot new webcam! My sorority sisters and I are about to take a shower together! <click here>
by Dawn Davenport January 20, 2005
Get the spim mug.The desperate and disgusting practice of searching for discarded partially smoked cigarettes with the intention of either relighting and smoking them, or removing the unused tobacco and rolling them into new cigarettes.
Popular spots for snipe hunting are ashtrays outside non-smoking establishments, the areas under restaurant drive thru windows, bus stops, etc.
by Dawn Davenport January 20, 2005
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"Oh yeah, I need this 6 foot water bong to smoke tobacco, cigarettes just aren't enough for me anymore". <wink>
by Dawn Davenport January 20, 2005
Get the for tobacco use only mug.An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic (or terrible) outcome.
Person: I got to meet James Hetfield before the concert and I got his autograph.
One Upper: Yeah, well my cousin knows the head of security for Metallica, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met the whole group. Then they invited us back to their hotel room and we partied with them all night.
Person: I have a a dislocated knee.
One Upper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have a steel pin inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months.
One Upper: Yeah, well my cousin knows the head of security for Metallica, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met the whole group. Then they invited us back to their hotel room and we partied with them all night.
Person: I have a a dislocated knee.
One Upper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have a steel pin inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months.
by Dawn Davenport December 1, 2004
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