Davo's definitions

penis fly trap

A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.

I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!

by Davo May 13, 2005

beef head

Someone with an incredibaly large head

If there head looks to big for thier body they are a beef head

by Davo September 9, 2003

moostaka

A pierced clitoris

She got a moostaka yesterday!

by Davo June 10, 2004

poor

vague word to describe anything or anyone that is mediocre to the n-th degree.
varied uses of the term include "very poor", "so poor", "fucking poor" etc.
Can be combined with other languages and with incorrect grammar.

"You are poor."
"He be poor."
"Je suis poor."
"How poor? SO POOR"

by Davo July 5, 2004

chutney

1. Adj. Complete and utter.

2. Idiot, dick.

1. I don't like him much. He strikes me as a chutney fool.

2. What a chutney!

by Davo March 3, 2004

eporleate

The act of eporleum.

He eporleated and eporleated til he no longer had the balls to continue.

by Davo March 26, 2004

silicate

Used as a verb. To strike someone with a glass or bottle. Ie, to glass someone.

Just as he was about to throw a chair, Sidewinder was silicated.

by Davo October 13, 2003