Doo Doo Related Ghost:
A supernatural phenomenon where a ghost is created directly or indirectly from "Doo Doo" (aka feces, a deuce, poop). The only powers a DRG has in the physical world is to slap people in the face, with or without its stench.
A supernatural phenomenon where a ghost is created directly or indirectly from "Doo Doo" (aka feces, a deuce, poop). The only powers a DRG has in the physical world is to slap people in the face, with or without its stench.
by David Skeet Jr. May 27, 2008
Free Balling 4 Life
Free Balling is when a male does not wear underwear. His balls will be without any cover or support, and he would be "free balling".
Free Balling is when a male does not wear underwear. His balls will be without any cover or support, and he would be "free balling".
Parodying the Tom Petty song "free falling":
...AND IM FREEEEEE (...Free ballin and Im free ballin...) FREE BALLIN!!! (...Ballin and Im Free Ballin...)...
FB4L its the only way to go.
...AND IM FREEEEEE (...Free ballin and Im free ballin...) FREE BALLIN!!! (...Ballin and Im Free Ballin...)...
FB4L its the only way to go.
by David Skeet Jr. October 14, 2008
Speedy Gonzales, "the fastest mouse in all Mexico", is an animated cartoon mouse from the Warner Brothers Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons. Speedy's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot.
Speedy Gonzales is also brothers with the most famous Skeeter mouse of all time Skeety Gonzales. Skeety Gonzales was trained by the great Skeet Magee.
Speedy Gonzales is also brothers with the most famous Skeeter mouse of all time Skeety Gonzales. Skeety Gonzales was trained by the great Skeet Magee.
Nerd Kid: "Dude Speedy Gonzales would annihilate Sonic the Hedgehog in a race!"
Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"
Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"
Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."
Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"
Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"
Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."
by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008
The Skeet Friends were the enemies of the legendary Deuce Droppers. The Skeet friends were a group of characters that masturbated and ejaculated in public to promote peace and ease species and racial tensions. They were against dropping deuces in public, as they thought it was dirty and it would stink up the place. Also it did not promote peace, just made people carry around doggy bags even when they had no dog and got them mad.
The Skeet Friends were the main part of the great Skeet Saga. They battled the Deuce Droppers on Mount SkeetMore and won in the end. The leader of the Skeet Friends was the great Skeet Magee. Skeet Gonzales was also a big part of it, it also included a lot of other characters.
The Skeet Friends were the main part of the great Skeet Saga. They battled the Deuce Droppers on Mount SkeetMore and won in the end. The leader of the Skeet Friends was the great Skeet Magee. Skeet Gonzales was also a big part of it, it also included a lot of other characters.
If you like to masturbate and think skeeting is coo, you can be a part of the skeet friends too!!!
(This was a gay slogan made by the skeet friends in the 50s-70s)
(This was a gay slogan made by the skeet friends in the 50s-70s)
by David Skeet Jr. May 04, 2008
1. Any long act of ejaculating(skeeting) as in an orgy.
2. The Skeet Saga is the epic and legendary story of the Great Skeet Friends and all that was happening around them. Skeet Magee was the main part of this epic story. The saga includes everything from masturbating, skeeting, ejaculating , dropping deuces, crapping, feces, playing baseball, untying knots, racing, easing racial tensions, rodent love making, to seals raping penguins.
The Most Important event in the Skeet Saga is the battle of Mount SkeetMore. In the Saga there was an ongoing feud between the Deuce Droppers(bad) and the Skeet Friends(good). In the end the Skeet Friends prevailed and all was well, for at least 5 minutes. Deputy Deuce decided to be a D Bag and crapped on Skeety Gonzales as they left the mountain, needless to say Skeety was Td off. Other characters include: Sonic the Deucehog, the Deuce Runner, Winnie the pooh, Pikadeuce, Mr Hankey, Turd Sandwich, Giant Deuce, Ass Deuce'em, Skeetymon, Deucey McFinnigan, Skeetasaurus Rex, Skeetzilla, Spider Skeet, DeucerMan, Harry Pooper, Dumbledeuce, Frodo Skeetans, Gandolf the Skeet white, Doctor Octoskeetopus, Luke Skeetwalker, Darth Deucer, and of course Mel Gibson.
2. The Skeet Saga is the epic and legendary story of the Great Skeet Friends and all that was happening around them. Skeet Magee was the main part of this epic story. The saga includes everything from masturbating, skeeting, ejaculating , dropping deuces, crapping, feces, playing baseball, untying knots, racing, easing racial tensions, rodent love making, to seals raping penguins.
The Most Important event in the Skeet Saga is the battle of Mount SkeetMore. In the Saga there was an ongoing feud between the Deuce Droppers(bad) and the Skeet Friends(good). In the end the Skeet Friends prevailed and all was well, for at least 5 minutes. Deputy Deuce decided to be a D Bag and crapped on Skeety Gonzales as they left the mountain, needless to say Skeety was Td off. Other characters include: Sonic the Deucehog, the Deuce Runner, Winnie the pooh, Pikadeuce, Mr Hankey, Turd Sandwich, Giant Deuce, Ass Deuce'em, Skeetymon, Deucey McFinnigan, Skeetasaurus Rex, Skeetzilla, Spider Skeet, DeucerMan, Harry Pooper, Dumbledeuce, Frodo Skeetans, Gandolf the Skeet white, Doctor Octoskeetopus, Luke Skeetwalker, Darth Deucer, and of course Mel Gibson.
"I banged 6 girls last night all simultaneously, needless to say, it was the greatest Skeet Saga of my whole life"
The legendary skeet saga painted a town and Mount rushmore in feces, and semen. Needless to say, it was one fantastic time.
The legendary skeet saga painted a town and Mount rushmore in feces, and semen. Needless to say, it was one fantastic time.
by David Skeet Jr. May 06, 2008
A person or thing that Ejaculates a lot in public and sees no problem with it. A person or thing with Skeetzophrenia will normally masturbate for the majority of the day, and they will try to get other people to do the same thing. They will normally say they are trying to bring peace to the world by doing this and ease racial/species/class tensions. It has normally been used for just males who masturbate most the day, since females cant skeet, or at least its more like a squirt when females do it. Recently females have been added to the definition though.
Scientists are baffled at this new phenomenon, although it has been going on since the 1950s, but on a much smaller scale. The only explanation that the government and scientists have is that these people suffer from a severe mental illness. Some scientists think that it may be a special kind of Schizophrenia, or possibly an odd symptom of it. However, most these people dont show any of the other signs of Schizophrenia. People with this disorder will often say: "Its the only way to fly". People with this disorder are commonly called "Skeetzo".
Scientists are baffled at this new phenomenon, although it has been going on since the 1950s, but on a much smaller scale. The only explanation that the government and scientists have is that these people suffer from a severe mental illness. Some scientists think that it may be a special kind of Schizophrenia, or possibly an odd symptom of it. However, most these people dont show any of the other signs of Schizophrenia. People with this disorder will often say: "Its the only way to fly". People with this disorder are commonly called "Skeetzo".
Peewee Herman is rumored to have a minor case of Skeetzophrenia.
Avg Guy: "So...while were waiting for the train your just gonna masturbate...okay then(sarcastic)."
Skeetzo: (While masturbating) "Hey chill bra, this is my way of life okay? its not my fault that Im superior to you muggles, you can join me if you want."
Avg Guy: "Yeah...Im gonna have to pass...."
Skeetzo: "Your loss bra, Your loss"
(Dutch Schizo aka Goldmember walks past with a bowl of melted gold, and a paranoid look in his eye, he stares at Skeetzos member)
Dutch Schizo: (Talking to Avg Guy about Skeetzo) "Hey Guy, can I paint his Yoo-hoo gold? its kind of my thing, you know"
Avg Guy: (Moves in his power chair over to Schizo) "HOW BOUT NO, You Crazy Dutch Bastard!!!"
Avg Guy: "So...while were waiting for the train your just gonna masturbate...okay then(sarcastic)."
Skeetzo: (While masturbating) "Hey chill bra, this is my way of life okay? its not my fault that Im superior to you muggles, you can join me if you want."
Avg Guy: "Yeah...Im gonna have to pass...."
Skeetzo: "Your loss bra, Your loss"
(Dutch Schizo aka Goldmember walks past with a bowl of melted gold, and a paranoid look in his eye, he stares at Skeetzos member)
Dutch Schizo: (Talking to Avg Guy about Skeetzo) "Hey Guy, can I paint his Yoo-hoo gold? its kind of my thing, you know"
Avg Guy: (Moves in his power chair over to Schizo) "HOW BOUT NO, You Crazy Dutch Bastard!!!"
by David Skeet Jr. May 15, 2008
1. Any Hispanic/Latino male that skeets a lot or skeets very fast. If they skeet fast they are also an Early Skeeter. Also any Mexican Mouse that skeets a lot.
2. Skeety Gonzales was a famous Mexican Mouse that lived in the 60s and 70s and could possibly still be alive. Skeety Gonzales was the apprentice of the great Skeet Magee, the most famous Skeeter of all time. Skeety Gonzales crossed paths with Skeet Magee in 1968 and saw all the good Skeet Magee was doing and Magee taught Gonzalez the way of ejaculating in public to promote peace and ease racial tensions. Skeety did his part by easing species tensions between all animals. Skeety was just a small mouse but he sure could skeet. He would always make sure to masturbate in public at least 5 times a day. Skeety could also run really fast, his brother was the famous mouse speedy gonzales. Skeety Gonzales' most famous stunt was getting every female mouse in town pregnant and covering them with skeet juice (this could attribute to all the female mice in town turning white). Skeety was last seen in the late 70s, a decade after Skeet Magee disappeared. He repeated Magees famous last words, but in Spanish: "Vine, vi, yo skeeted, yo espero que usted haga lo mismo." (Skeety spoke very poor spanish at this time.)
2. Skeety Gonzales was a famous Mexican Mouse that lived in the 60s and 70s and could possibly still be alive. Skeety Gonzales was the apprentice of the great Skeet Magee, the most famous Skeeter of all time. Skeety Gonzales crossed paths with Skeet Magee in 1968 and saw all the good Skeet Magee was doing and Magee taught Gonzalez the way of ejaculating in public to promote peace and ease racial tensions. Skeety did his part by easing species tensions between all animals. Skeety was just a small mouse but he sure could skeet. He would always make sure to masturbate in public at least 5 times a day. Skeety could also run really fast, his brother was the famous mouse speedy gonzales. Skeety Gonzales' most famous stunt was getting every female mouse in town pregnant and covering them with skeet juice (this could attribute to all the female mice in town turning white). Skeety was last seen in the late 70s, a decade after Skeet Magee disappeared. He repeated Magees famous last words, but in Spanish: "Vine, vi, yo skeeted, yo espero que usted haga lo mismo." (Skeety spoke very poor spanish at this time.)
Skeety's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot. His Brother is Speedy gonzales.
Bob: "Dude that one male mouse that I have got all the females pregnant!!!"
Dave: "How many females were there?"
Bob: "59!!!, and he turned all of em skeet white"
Dave: "Damn, Youve got urself a regular Skeety Gonzales!!!"
Bob: "Dude that one male mouse that I have got all the females pregnant!!!"
Dave: "How many females were there?"
Bob: "59!!!, and he turned all of em skeet white"
Dave: "Damn, Youve got urself a regular Skeety Gonzales!!!"
by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008