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Mount Skeetmore is the legendary mountain where the Skeet Friends had an epic battle against their enemies, the Deuce Droppers. The battle had nothing to do with fighting though, all they did was do what they were good at. The Skeet Friends masturbated and squirted semen on their opponents, and the deuce droppers crapped on their opponent. It was an even, and disgusting, fight but in the end the Deuce Droppers were sticky and covered in semen and the Skeet Friends prevailed. There were no fatalities, but it was not a pretty site.
The Skeet Friends and the Deuce Droppers both felt that what the other did was wrong. The Skeet Friends masturbated and ejaculated in public, and the Deuce Droppers dropped their pants and dropped deuces (Crapped) in public. However the Deuce Droppers were less liked because they made the place stink. The Skeet Friends just made the place sticky, but their goal was to promote peace. All the Deuce Droppers did was get people mad. The leader of the Skeet Friends was Skeet Magee, and the leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce.
The Skeet Friends and the Deuce Droppers both felt that what the other did was wrong. The Skeet Friends masturbated and ejaculated in public, and the Deuce Droppers dropped their pants and dropped deuces (Crapped) in public. However the Deuce Droppers were less liked because they made the place stink. The Skeet Friends just made the place sticky, but their goal was to promote peace. All the Deuce Droppers did was get people mad. The leader of the Skeet Friends was Skeet Magee, and the leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce.
Mount SkeetMore would have been named Mount Deucemore if the Deuce Droppers would have beat the Skeet Friends.
(Farnsworth, after walking into a McDonalds bathroom covered in feces, and semen from the floor to the ceiling)
"Oh my god, I declare Mount Skeetmore on this bathroom!!! ahhhh!!!" (Runs away crying)
(Farnsworth, after walking into a McDonalds bathroom covered in feces, and semen from the floor to the ceiling)
"Oh my god, I declare Mount Skeetmore on this bathroom!!! ahhhh!!!" (Runs away crying)
by David Skeet Jr. May 4, 2008
Get the Mount SkeetMoremug. Speedy Gonzales, "the fastest mouse in all Mexico", is an animated cartoon mouse from the Warner Brothers Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons. Speedy's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot.
Speedy Gonzales is also brothers with the most famous Skeeter mouse of all time Skeety Gonzales. Skeety Gonzales was trained by the great Skeet Magee.
Speedy Gonzales is also brothers with the most famous Skeeter mouse of all time Skeety Gonzales. Skeety Gonzales was trained by the great Skeet Magee.
Nerd Kid: "Dude Speedy Gonzales would annihilate Sonic the Hedgehog in a race!"
Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"
Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"
Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."
Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"
Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"
Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."
by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008
Get the Speedy Gonzalesmug. 1. A Premature Ejaculator
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
2. A Boy who develops early, thus intern is able to skeet earlier. The maximum age for an early skeeter is arguable. Some say the maximum age is 12, others 14. Skeet Magee (the most famous skeeter of all time) is a classic example of an Early Skeeter. Skeet Magee was able to skeet at age 12, though some say that he was born with the ability to skeet, making him the earliest skeeter of all time by at least 10 years.
Bob: "My son Timmy succesfully masturbated today!!!"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
Jones: "Dude, 1st of all thats nasty"
Bob: "Come on man, hes only 12 years old!!"
Jones: "Damn...thats incredible I forgot he was that young"
Bob: "Yup my Timmy is an Early Skeeter "
Jones: "Your sons a regular F****** Skeet Magee!"
Bob: "Well I didnt say all that, I mean Skeet Magee is a F****** legend man, my son is a pansy"
by David Skeet Jr. March 12, 2008
Get the Early Skeetermug. Gallons Per Mile
Refers to huge vehicles like SUV's gas usage that actually use up more than 1 gallon of gas for every mile. This is the opposite of Miles Per Gallon. With todays gas prices above 4 dollars per gallon if you still have a vehicle thats fuel usage is calculated in GPM you are literally getting raped at the gas pump.
Refers to huge vehicles like SUV's gas usage that actually use up more than 1 gallon of gas for every mile. This is the opposite of Miles Per Gallon. With todays gas prices above 4 dollars per gallon if you still have a vehicle thats fuel usage is calculated in GPM you are literally getting raped at the gas pump.
I currently own a Hummer Preparation H-3. I get a good 3 GPM, that means I can go 1 mile and use up 3 gallons of gas. In other words I get literally and metaphorically raped at every gas station.
by David Skeet Jr. May 18, 2008
Get the GPMmug. Free Balling 4 Life
Free Balling is when a male does not wear underwear. His balls will be without any cover or support, and he would be "free balling".
Free Balling is when a male does not wear underwear. His balls will be without any cover or support, and he would be "free balling".
Parodying the Tom Petty song "free falling":
...AND IM FREEEEEE (...Free ballin and Im free ballin...) FREE BALLIN!!! (...Ballin and Im Free Ballin...)...
FB4L its the only way to go.
...AND IM FREEEEEE (...Free ballin and Im free ballin...) FREE BALLIN!!! (...Ballin and Im Free Ballin...)...
FB4L its the only way to go.
by David Skeet Jr. February 18, 2009
Get the FB4Lmug. 1. A very pointless, unnecessary, and painful game: On a table are: a Large Rock (3+ pounds), New Extra-Coarse Sandpaper, and a large pair of Sharp Scissors. The game:
A Group of males sit around the table and masturbate in unison. "Rock...Paper...Scissors" is called out loud uniform to three pumps. At the end of the third pump a Rock, paper, or scissors hand gesture is made by each male, they must all be the same gesture in order to what gesture was made last 3 pumps (order rock, paper, scissors). If at anytime during the game a player uses a wrong hand gesture, that player loses and whatever hand gesture he used, he must use that object to harm his penis. If you ejaculate at any time during the game, you are disqualified. The object of the game is to last longer than any other player. You have to have good memory, or be a very early skeeter to play this game, or else you will leave with either a very deformed penis, or no penis at all. This game is much more unnecessary than soggy waffle.
A Group of males sit around the table and masturbate in unison. "Rock...Paper...Scissors" is called out loud uniform to three pumps. At the end of the third pump a Rock, paper, or scissors hand gesture is made by each male, they must all be the same gesture in order to what gesture was made last 3 pumps (order rock, paper, scissors). If at anytime during the game a player uses a wrong hand gesture, that player loses and whatever hand gesture he used, he must use that object to harm his penis. If you ejaculate at any time during the game, you are disqualified. The object of the game is to last longer than any other player. You have to have good memory, or be a very early skeeter to play this game, or else you will leave with either a very deformed penis, or no penis at all. This game is much more unnecessary than soggy waffle.
If you lose: Either you will have to drop the huge rock directly on your penis. Or you will have to wrap Coarse sandpaper around it and masturbate with it. Or you will have to cut your meat off with the scissors.
(In the showers)
Frank: "Jimbo, what the hell happened to your penis? it looks like a dying slim jim!!!?"
Jimbo: "I played a game of Rock Paper Scissors...needless to say, I lost, got the sandpaper..."
(In the showers)
Frank: "Jimbo, what the hell happened to your penis? it looks like a dying slim jim!!!?"
Jimbo: "I played a game of Rock Paper Scissors...needless to say, I lost, got the sandpaper..."
by David Skeet Jr. May 1, 2008
Get the Rock Paper Scissorsmug. The Deuce Droppers were the enemies of the legendary Skeet Friends. The Deuce Droppers were a group of friends that went around town and took craps in public. They wanted to create as much havoc as they could, and get as many new members as they could. The Deuce Droppers were against ejaculating in public, and for Dropping Deuces in public. There mission was to paint the town with Feces.
The Deuce Droppers played an important part in the Skeet Saga. The founder and leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce, and Deucie Griffin. There were also many other characters in the Deuce Droppers. The Deuce Droppers fought the Skeet Friends on Mount Skeetmore (Originally called Mount Rushmore, but come on thats a gay name. However the Skeet Friends prevailed.
The Deuce Droppers played an important part in the Skeet Saga. The founder and leader of the deuce droppers was Deputy Deuce, and Deucie Griffin. There were also many other characters in the Deuce Droppers. The Deuce Droppers fought the Skeet Friends on Mount Skeetmore (Originally called Mount Rushmore, but come on thats a gay name. However the Skeet Friends prevailed.
Deuce Droppers took S***** in public, and other than that they didnt do s*** (No pun intended...Mutha F*****).
by David Skeet Jr. May 4, 2008
Get the Deuce Droppersmug.