David Richardson's definitions

scotland on sunday

this extra-thick newspaper that i have to stuff through extra-thin letterboxes

the sun rules

i'll say no more

by David Richardson March 29, 2005

labour

the political party who don't deserve your vote

don't vote labour. Vote SNP

by David Richardson April 6, 2005

Tories

1.The worst political party in the UK.Sorry, make that the world

2.Nasty People who act like the political party

1.Them Tories better not win the election this year

2.See Cooper or Condie

by David Richardson May 13, 2005

sky

a crappier and more expensive way to get TV.

Telewest is better than Sky

by David Richardson March 1, 2005

cable television

Telewest cable TV is better than sky

Telewest cable television is cheaper than sky so get stuffed with your leopard skin vans

by David Richardson March 1, 2005

Canadians

People from Canada North America

My name is Mrs Parks and i'm Canadian

by David Richardson March 4, 2005

daily record

some garbage newspaper

the sun is far superior to the record

by David Richardson March 29, 2005