David Richardson's definitions

sky

a crappier and more expensive way to get TV.

Telewest is better than Sky

by David Richardson March 1, 2005

labour

the political party who don't deserve your vote

don't vote labour. Vote SNP

by David Richardson April 6, 2005

space cadet

a farmar who drives a tractor faster than 10 mph

the exhileration produced from speeds can be very addictive. This speed demon for example is pushing his vehicle to its limits reaching speeds in excess of 18 miles per hour.

He may call it great fun but to the Highland patrol team its wreckless and dangerous.

A £25 fine and 3 points on his license soon brought this space cadet back to earth

by David Richardson April 5, 2005

daily mail

some garbage newspaper that paperboys
have to deliver

bloody daily mail garbage

by David Richardson March 29, 2005

parks

Canadian History teacher

My name is Mrs. Parks. WATCH the back chat

by David Richardson March 4, 2005

cable television

Telewest cable TV is better than sky

Telewest cable television is cheaper than sky so get stuffed with your leopard skin vans

by David Richardson March 1, 2005

Grant Mayes

A stupid and gay idiot who looks like homersimpson

"Go back to Springfield Grant. You stay their

by David Richardson March 23, 2005