Definitions by David Hasselhoff

blitzkreig 

To rub one out into one's own hand, then to run at one's partner from the other room, and to throw thy sauce into the crotch of thy partner.

"The Germans are cumming!!!"

blitzkreig by David Hasselhoff April 23, 2005

manowar 

The greatest metal band ever, kings of metal
only fags like Pete (peter mc keown)
who listen to 50 cent and likin park dont like them

Manowar are amazing, Karl Logan is so much beter than Pete its hard to believe(Pete cant even play the riff of for whom the bell tolls)

manowar by David Hasselhoff April 19, 2005

spehgs 

A term used to describe spaghetti, especially by that of a spaghetti addict.

Damn that dude Tom is eating spehgs again, what a spehghead

spehgs by David Hasselhoff February 11, 2005

Hasselhoffed 

To masterbate furiously to images of David Hasselhoff

Dude, We all know you don't take three showers a day, we know your hasselhoffing in there.

Hasselhoffed by David Hasselhoff February 9, 2005