Definitions by David Golia

cuntorch 

A woman who is a cunt, a whore, and a bitch.

Donna's slortchtitude is abfably miraculous. She's definitely in the running for cuntorch of the year!

cuntorch by David Golia February 22, 2009

horslutch

A woman who hits for the coveted "douchebag" cycle. A woman who is indeed a whore, slut, and, a bitch.

After tapping the entire office pool before Halloween, one would think Donna could resist coming to work dressed as the horslutch she is normally, on the actual holiday.

horslutch by David Golia December 9, 2008

horch 

A woman who is a whore and a bitch.

If she only takes the bate and porks the new guy, Donna could finally graduate from being just a measly horch to a fully functional horslutch.

horch by David Golia December 9, 2008