David 's definitions

fart

Explosion of the anus which is located between the as cheeks. May cause a foul odour and or some soiling of pants.

"It's time for the daily rumbler! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*breath in*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

A fart such as this one would cause all world domination by the ass performing the act. A huge crator would also be formed and the person boosted into the atmosphere.

by David October 15, 2006

ecsatzia

Polish for ecstacy. A drug.

kurwa ja mam ecstazie

by David February 22, 2005

britney spears

Nobody denies that she's sexually active; not even Britney Spears herself. Sluts are women who have sex with numbers of men without having relationships with them. Britney Spears is married. Just because she's extremely attractive and is comfortable with expressing her sexuality rather than hiding it from the media doesn't mean she's a slut.

Britney Spears is pretty damn hot and nobody can deny that.

by david January 22, 2005

invertebrate

An animal that does not have a backbone. Insects, arachnids, starfish, jellyfish, octopuses, sponges, and corals are all invertebrates.

Invertebrates are the most populated animals on the planet.

by David March 6, 2004

McSqueeb

A poseur skateboarder, named after an interview with a fictional skateboarder in Thrasher magazine.

We went to the skatepark, but it was crawling with McSqueebs.

by David March 21, 2003