Definitions by David

pager

A device that people carry around that usually beeps when someone gets paged. Pagers are dying out because of cell phones.

I think you need a new battery for your pager.

pager by David March 6, 2004

pantry

A small room in a kitchen that is used for storing food.

I need to get the cake mix out of the pantry.

pantry by David March 6, 2004

lie detector 

A device that is used to find out if a person is lying. They need to ban lie detectors because they are not always right. Sometimes they say a person had lied when they really didn't lie.

Lie detectors are stupid.

lie detector by David March 6, 2004

big bang 

A false theory that stupid cosmologists say created the universe. It's stupid because nothing comes from nothing. Something can't come from nothing.

The big bang is a lie. Those cosmologists need to read the bible.

big bang by David March 6, 2004

commode 

A politer way to say ''toilet''.

I need to make sure the cat uses the commode.

commode by David March 6, 2004

vertebrate

An animal with a backbone. There are five classes of vertebrates. Mammals, reptiles, birds, fish and amphibians are the five classes of vertebrates.

Humans are vertebrates. Insects are invertebrates.

vertebrate by David March 6, 2004

invertebrate 

An animal that does not have a backbone. Insects, arachnids, starfish, jellyfish, octopuses, sponges, and corals are all invertebrates.

Invertebrates are the most populated animals on the planet.

invertebrate by David March 6, 2004