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dude

An American fashioned word typically used by stoners when they think they have something to say then can't.
Guy#1: Whoa that hit was like..dude..
Guy#2:I know dude its like...dude...but not...huh?
by David March 6, 2005
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smplol

"So ya did you hear that one joke about mr.emo?"
"SMPLOL"
by David August 10, 2003
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ejit

phonetic varation of "idiot" commonly spoken in ireland and some parts of uk
ye feckin ejit

Comment submitted: "I don't want to add another definition because this is the best. Having said that I, of course, don't want to delete it!!

I'd like to add 'ye daft ejit' as an alternative example for this definition. It was the most common 'ejit' phrase when I was growin up."
by david July 24, 2003
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Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.
"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."
by David December 15, 2004
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yugi

the 14-16 year old dueling midget who owns the sennen puzzle which contains the spirit of a lost pharoah of the 18th dynasty who is an expert gamer and barely ever loses. despite his clothing, yugi is for the most part straight. thrughout the series, he is trying to make himself and anzu more than "just friends"
little yugi is weak, unlike his counterpart, yami yugi
by david September 28, 2003
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PIG

Acronym for pretty intelligent guy or pretty intelligent girl when someone calls you a pig
When someone calls you a pig say ''I know I'm a pretty intelligent guy or girl''.
by David December 7, 2003
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COCOVIPER

An asinine individual who obssesses with loud, unnecessary computer components. Enjoys bragging about eeking more performance out of his computer via overclocking without regard to stability. The individual seems to enjoy the airflow his system produces.
CoCoViper> LOLZ I HAEV TEH 590 CFM THATZ Y MY CASE SAYS TEH 590 ONI T WITH L33T MAILB0XX0RZ LETTERS HAHA WHWH AHAH U LOSE NVIDI AIS TEH L33T W00T
by David April 30, 2003
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