David's definitions

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoeconiosis

This is the longets word in the ENTIRE English Language. Its 45 letters long and 19 syllables... Count it out

He's right... it is the best freakin'word on the planet.

by David May 13, 2005

WY

The greatest way to ask your buddy (male or female) if they would actually have sex with the person you are talking about.. So SUBTLE, and the person never knows.. WY is the first 2 letters in "WOULD YOU". Say the letters by themselves, together fast. And no one is the wiser!

Dude, look.. over there... "W Y".

by David February 9, 2005

nightlight

A small dim light that is left on all night when people need to find their way to the bathroom.

They turned on their nightlight.

by David March 7, 2004

fart

Explosion of the anus which is located between the as cheeks. May cause a foul odour and or some soiling of pants.

"It's time for the daily rumbler! BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*breath in*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

A fart such as this one would cause all world domination by the ass performing the act. A huge crator would also be formed and the person boosted into the atmosphere.

by David October 15, 2006

my face

whatever blind cant see me

I dont like you man. my face!

by David February 16, 2005

San Francisco

I have found that while traveling the world that cities that are vertically inclined have an additional dimension of awareness and tolerance where as people in flat lands see their own 360 degrees to suit their own level. In San Francisco you can find a church that will support your ONE LOVE/ALL LOVE not strengthen your prejudices.

If you are visiting for more than 4 days try the green "Space Cake" on the first day and walk west on Haight Street and groove through the park toward the north where you will find Hippy Hill for what ever influence it may have on a given day. Street Fair takes place in a June weekend on the Haight aswell. Heard performers from Jefferson Airplane and Hendrix Experience etc.

by David January 26, 2005

You People

What Uncle Arthur of TV Show BEWITCHED (starring Elizabeth Montgomery) asked Darren's side of the family. Uncle Arthur played by Paul Lynde was a Warlock where as Darren (Dick York) and the members of the Stephens family were mortal. They easily fainted, became defensive, showed emotion and affirmed bias. Samantha's family members were each Centuries old, thus sophisticated. This advantage had them versed from world travel, languages of the tongue & the ages and accessibility to alternate astro-planes.

I just changed your purse into its original animal . What's so unusual about that ? No need to become so reactionary. Who are you people anyway?

by David December 12, 2015